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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Jul 16

    If age taught me one thing its: Days are long, years are short.

    3:34 PM - 16 Jul 2018
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      1. Keith Cummings‏ @kmc1230 Jul 16
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        If age has taught ME one thing, it's the older I get the younger everyone else seems.

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      2. Greg Taylor‏ @DoubleDeuce2212 Jul 16
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I notice this more than ever now that I have my daughter.

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      1. Tijuana Slim‏ @TijuanaSlim Jul 16
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The reason why time seems to move faster as an adult is that the older you get, Each year becomes a smaller percentage of you're life... to a 10 year old... 1 year is 10%... but it is only 5% at 20 and 2% at 50...

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      1. Justin Zumbrun‏ @justinz8022 Jul 16
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        Luke Bryan said it first 😋

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      1. Mr. Wedberg‏ @MrWeedberg Jul 16
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        My penis is also short!

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      2. Trash Bandicoot‏ @smuckerfucker Jul 16
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I follow this account solely to insult its grammar and pseudo-intellectual ideas, pray for me.

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      3. Hritik‏ @Hritik36766092 Jul 19
        Replying to @smuckerfucker @TheWeirdWorld

        Agenda ..waah

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      2. ladybug‏ @ladybug66275271 Jul 21
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Or better yet, work weeks are extremely long and weekends are inevitably short!

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Cee Gee Herr‏ @ChelHerr Jul 22
        Replying to @ladybug66275271 @TheWeirdWorld

        True! The work week is excruciatingly long and the weekends just fly by!😭

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      1.  ♥• ♥NONSO ♥• ♥‏ @nonzysworld Jul 16
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        My penis is long, sex is short 😔

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      1. Heaven Upside Down‏ @_Androgyne_15_ Jul 17
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        As you get older, time speeds up. You don't realize it, until you're 40/50/60, that your Grandparents and Parents were right. Life Is Short.

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      1. Haunted Hound  🎃 🍂‏ @hopelesshound Jul 16
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        Both are short for me

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      1. Robert Patton‏ @bawalla2013 Jul 16
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      1. Lynette Haverson‏ @profhaverson Jul 16
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        You hit the nail right on the head!.

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      1. haveanicelife 🎃‏ @ggvxp_ Aug 9
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        This day has been at least 43 hours. Its only 2pm.

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      1. JefX‏ @JefX666 Jul 17
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        Ain't that the damn truth

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      1. VISHAL RAJ‏ @VISHALR82771065 Jul 17
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        Deeeeeep😐😐😐

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