If age has taught ME one thing, it's the older I get the younger everyone else seems.
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I notice this more than ever now that I have my daughter.
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The reason why time seems to move faster as an adult is that the older you get, Each year becomes a smaller percentage of you're life... to a 10 year old... 1 year is 10%... but it is only 5% at 20 and 2% at 50...
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Luke Bryan said it first
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My penis is also short!
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I follow this account solely to insult its grammar and pseudo-intellectual ideas, pray for me.
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Agenda ..waah
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Or better yet, work weeks are extremely long and weekends are inevitably short!
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True! The work week is excruciatingly long and the weekends just fly by!
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My penis is long, sex is short
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As you get older, time speeds up. You don't realize it, until you're 40/50/60, that your Grandparents and Parents were right. Life Is Short.
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Both are short for me
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You hit the nail right on the head!.
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This day has been at least 43 hours. Its only 2pm.
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Ain't that the damn truth
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Deeeeeep


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