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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Jul 8

    Fried egg and fried chicken are the same food just at different stages.

    6:34 PM - 8 Jul 2018
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    98 replies 3,176 retweets 14,916 likes
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      2. Mandie 🍷‏ @mandalchristine Jul 8
        Replying to @sunburntbum @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/PRC3WYaOrU

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      2. Jorie Traylor‏ @JorieWaywardAF Jul 8
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Look what ad was at the bottompic.twitter.com/xbCkgn5YH1

        1 reply 4 retweets 47 likes
      3. lani MONO IS HERE‏ @AilaniMaubee Jul 9
        Replying to @JorieWaywardAF @TheWeirdWorld

        I love Wendy’s

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Julia Smith‏ @NoMusic_TheEnd Jul 8
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Omg stop

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      2. Tom Karelis‏ @TomKarelis Jul 8
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Out of everything that tastes like chicken, why don’t eggs?

        2 replies 0 retweets 29 likes
      3. TrickyDicky‏ @FairyPumpkinFox Jul 9
        Replying to @TomKarelis @TheWeirdWorld

        Cause it dont got any meat yet - its just an egg.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Kevin Gregg‏ @KevinPaulGregg Jul 8
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Paul Simon got the phrase "Mother and Child Reunion" from a Chinese menu that used that name to describe a dish that has chicken and eggs in it.

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      1. DJ PRINCE  🇯🇲‏ @DJPRINCEDC Jul 9
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @Bank5_G3neral

        pic.twitter.com/X7K4kbaACb

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      2. Canadian_Front_Bacon‏ @1_uzername_gone Jul 9
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Then food and $hit are the same thing at different stages...right?

        2 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
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      2. Max Power  ⭐‏ @AngryMaxPower Jul 8
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        KFE (Kentucky Fried Eggs) is already a registered trademark for breakfast restaurants.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Keuwee‏ @Keuwee Jul 9
        Replying to @AngryMaxPower @TheWeirdWorld

        Lol

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      4. LIL! DICK! MAX!‏ @Lil_Dick_Max Jul 9
        Replying to @Keuwee @AngryMaxPower @TheWeirdWorld

        Lol

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      1. Austin Malin‏ @AustinMalin_ Jul 8
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        False

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      2. Jared: The Undead Outlaw  🧟‍♂️ 🎃‏ @rebeloutlaw1997 Jul 8
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Nah, it's too different. When you fry an egg, you're just frying a baby chicken, but when you make fried chicken, you bathe the chicken in its children before you fry it.

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. la verità prevarrà  🔮‏ @nobodyleavemebe Jul 8
        Replying to @rebeloutlaw1997 @TheWeirdWorld

        🤮

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      4. Jared: The Undead Outlaw  🧟‍♂️ 🎃‏ @rebeloutlaw1997 Jul 8
        Replying to @nobodyleavemebe @TheWeirdWorld

        And you just made Indian food. 😂

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      1. Mike Backhouse‏ @mikebackhouse Jul 8
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Do you batter your eggs with a mix of herbs and spices then? Huh..

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