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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Jul 7

    If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time.

    1:32 PM - 7 Jul 2018
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    • Apurva katariya Mangu Captain BooM chusses_channel_gaming Sherri Messimer Arin Balliram A Man Has No Name Chloe Isobel Askwith Dana Welcker
    79 replies 1,023 retweets 7,393 likes
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      2. Delírio permanente de um génio por reconhecer‏ @durao_duarte Jul 7
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Why would I want to go on a date with other men watching grandma porn?

        3 replies 2 retweets 107 likes
      3. Andzo‏ @MaAndza99 Jul 7
        Replying to @durao_duarte @TheWeirdWorld

        It would match you with old women who googled "how to be a porn star?" or similar!

        1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
      4. Delírio permanente de um génio por reconhecer‏ @durao_duarte Jul 7
        Replying to @MaAndza99 @TheWeirdWorld

        Internet savvy old ladies are out of my league! Google just messed my love life! Back to grandma porn!

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. Mega Gay ™️‏ @axcayt Jul 7
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        it’s all fun and games until i get matched with a serial killer when im just trying to write a book

        1 reply 3 retweets 54 likes
      3. Leela ||-//‏ @leelaali Jul 8
        Replying to @axcayt @TheWeirdWorld

        Is your book released or not yet? 😁

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Mega Gay ™️‏ @axcayt Jul 8
        Replying to @leelaali @TheWeirdWorld

        lmao im still working on it. it’s coming tho 😌

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Ashley Davis‏ @PhysicsMermaid Jul 7
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        But potentially problematic for those of us who are horror authors.

        1 reply 2 retweets 20 likes
      3. KatMEW93‏ @KathieMaria93 Jul 8
        Replying to @PhysicsMermaid @TheWeirdWorld

        Or fanfiction writers 😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Brenda Ho‏ @BrendaHo20 Jul 7
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I can see this end badly on so many levels

        0 replies 0 retweets 32 likes
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      1. Megalodon‏ @MastaDyl Jul 7
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Or the worst

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      2. Kirstin‏ @kirsting8 Jul 7
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @jennab42000 yours would be interesting😂

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Jenna Scott‏ @jenna_scott10 Jul 7
        Replying to @kirsting8 @TheWeirdWorld @jennab42000

        “Can giraffes lick their own buttholes?”

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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      1. DBDGooner‏ @dandbd Jul 7
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Not at all , I wouldn’t want to date a pervert.

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      1. Anna Roark‏ @AnnaRoark3 Jul 7
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Unless you have siblings/friends that use your phone

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      1. Spookehpup Rose‏ @KittehpupRose Jul 7
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        OR the most terrifying, but... yeah

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      1. MayTheTrashPanda‏ @arealtrashpanda Jul 7
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @Google : You matched with Bob. Me: So...Bob...when did you discover your interest in turtles tied to balloons?

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      2. Aaron Lewis‏ @AaronC137 Jul 7
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        What if pornhub did it?

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. Tracey‏ @daizy_chain Jul 7
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @rujane89 imagine

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      3. Ruth J‏ @rujane89 Jul 7
        Replying to @daizy_chain @TheWeirdWorld

        I wouldn't want to meet that person #DoSeagullsHaveNecks

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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