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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Jul 6

    It is so much easier to fall asleep on the couch unintentionally than to fall asleep in bed intentionally.

    9:33 AM - 6 Jul 2018
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      2. CHILI PEPPER DUST‏ @chilipepperdust Jul 6
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        It requires either a day's hardwork or a night's hard liquor....

        3 replies 3 retweets 39 likes
      3.  🦄𝙎𝙪𝙣𝙣𝙮 𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙤 🐴‏ @Sunny__Palomino Jul 6
        Replying to @chilipepperdust @TheWeirdWorld

        Nah, I can go straight from waking up in bed because I can’t sleep any longer, to the couch and fall asleep.

        0 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
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      2. Imma commenter‏ @heyy104 Jul 6
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        What about falling asleep anywhere intentionally?

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      3. Noah Fine‏ @noahswfd Jul 6
        Replying to @heyy104 @TheWeirdWorld

        Most underrated comment here

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      1. Kiana‏ @KyeMat1321 Jul 6
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        OMG. I just did this today. Fell asleep 3 times watching a movie, move to the bed and here I am typing this, all wide awake. 😕

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      1. Kevin Bacon‏ @thekevinjacob Jul 6
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        It gets confusing when the couch IS your bed, though.

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      1. Ajay Swaroog‏ @swaroog Jul 6
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Yeah the harder you try the harder it gets

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      1. ℍ𝕖𝕚𝕞𝕠𝕥𝕠𝕫𝕒✎‏ @heimotoza Jul 6
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I wish. I can't fall asleep anywhere except my own bed (+has to be completely quiet and dark) and that takes me at least 2 hours, no matter how exhausted I am.

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      1. crisbig wormgarcia‏ @boricuahot34 Jul 6
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I better stay on the couch then

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      1. Shirley‏ @Shirley96276375 Jul 6
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Me every damn day

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      1. Ian njuguna‏ @iannjuguna Jul 6
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        @WhitWanderi if you know, you know

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      2. Procrastination At Its Finest‏ @busywastingtime Jul 6
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        ...What if the couch is your bed?

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      3. Grrim‏ @Grrim13138 Jul 6
        Replying to @busywastingtime @TheWeirdWorld

        Then you get insomnia

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      1. Aͪͥs̭̯̔h̵ͅ‏ @Dark_Merciless Jul 6
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Literally just woke up from doing that

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      1. Tom from Maryland‏ @Tom_from_MD_TWD Jul 6
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        ... or at work.... lolpic.twitter.com/H7WSTc0SlO

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      2. photo magic‏ @miniotaku21 Jul 6
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Would alien math equal the same as human math? With aliens would 2 plus 2 still equal 4 even if they have different symbols and equations would it?

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. A Writer Person‏ @MinecraftMooLyn Jul 7
        Replying to @miniotaku21 @TheWeirdWorld

        As far as we know, yes. There is the possibility of a number system based on a number other than ten, (8-and-1, 8-and-2 instead of 11 and 12 etc.), but that would simply fall under different symbols, and have the same value as 9 and 10 do in our system.

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      4. photo magic‏ @miniotaku21 Aug 18
        Replying to @MinecraftMooLyn @TheWeirdWorld

        But the value is the value the we created by ourselves but what are the chances the value of our numbers are different than the values of the other values (believing the universe is infinite since we dont know if aliens exist) there would be infinite kunds of values

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