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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Jul 5

    When the person you’re dating asks “What are we?”, it’s like the free trial period has expired and you have to decide whether or not to get a subscription.

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      1. ☆Mo-Flo☆‏ @Murder_Force Jul 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Having dinner at her home Me: This tastes delicious...you're a great cook 😋 Her: What are we? 😐 Me: Can I have some water? There's too much salt in this 😔

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      2. Adre Rivera‏ @1Leviscustos Jul 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        hahaahaa. Now we know a guy writes these... to a female it's a simple question usually asked from curiosity. We're usually thinking like, "I'm not sure if I can talk to other people still, or if we're serious...? cuz if not, I'm gonna accept a few dinner dates next week..." lol

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      3. AzureSky‏ @LydiaKolibar Jul 5
        Replying to @1Leviscustos @TheWeirdWorld

        Yep.

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      1. TruthSeeker‏ @vernam79 Jul 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I usually sign up for the month-to-month subscription.

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      1. V  👻 👻 👻‏ @ISHOOTMYSHOT Jul 5
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        pic.twitter.com/ScTuEQldAW

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      1. Lars Westerwoudt‏ @Chryll_Arz Jul 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Or you say "a happy couple" and order dessert.

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      1. Awaad‏ @AwaadYo Jul 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Please dont Siriusxm our relationship

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      1. Madmartigan‏ @antthechamp Jul 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        It usually means that an ex or a rando came in with that real good game; but, the current ride is rolling steady so before hoe-is-life goes into full bloom, ‘do you really want me?’

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      1. Paul Zanardo‏ @rusticpeguin Jul 5
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        Oh damn lolpic.twitter.com/xHqVu4CpjU

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      2. Tabitha‏ @teggleston18 Jul 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @_Courtney__Anne I want to ask this

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      3. Courtney Gilmore‏ @_Courtney__Anne Jul 5
        Replying to @teggleston18 @TheWeirdWorld

        Too soon

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      4. Tabitha‏ @teggleston18 Jul 5
        Replying to @_Courtney__Anne @TheWeirdWorld

        Ugh 😑

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      1. Brandon Morehouse‏ @Morehouse98 Jul 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Well i like making my intentions known, so nobody has to ask that.

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      2. Andre' Nicole Dolendo‏ @nickynicnikulet Jul 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @jeyveeh hahhahaha anona

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      3. Joyce Valerie 卌‏ @jeyveeh Jul 5
        Replying to @nickynicnikulet @TheWeirdWorld

        Ano ba ginawa ko sa'yo? Hahahahahahaha char

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      4. Andre' Nicole Dolendo‏ @nickynicnikulet Jul 5
        Replying to @jeyveeh @TheWeirdWorld

        Wala naman. Hahha nadaanan ko lang

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      2. punchracism 🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈‏ @punchracism Jul 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Dating for a woman is like walking through a well-lit supermarket choosing between hundreds of brands of bottled water. Women complain that they can't afford the best bottles.

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      3. punchracism 🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈‏ @punchracism Jul 5
        Replying to @punchracism @TheWeirdWorld

        Dating for men is like walking through the desert seeking any water to suck out of a low point in the sand. You may find water, and you're going to have to live with how it tastes, but odds are that you're probably going to die before you find any.

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      2. Amruuta‏ @amruuuuuta Jul 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @Amanesiac too real? Too real.

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      3. White Collar Proletariat‏ @Amanesiac Jul 6
        Replying to @amruuuuuta @TheWeirdWorld

        Would you like a quarterly payment plan or a monthly?

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