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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Jul 1

    I always feel like a criminal when I leave a store without buying anything.

    5:33 PM - 1 Jul 2018
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      2. scotchncoke‏ @scotchncoke1 Jul 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        My 94 yr old mother in law (who we take shopping regularly) won't leave a shop without buying something.

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. Steve‏ @_superman_ Jul 1
        Replying to @scotchncoke1 @TheWeirdWorld

        Take her to a car sales room.

        0 replies 0 retweets 25 likes
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      2. That 1 Guy‏ @BoredAdmin Jul 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Dude for real! Somebody please explain

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Kosher Samosa‏ @qu1j0t3 Jul 1
        Replying to @BoredAdmin @TheWeirdWorld

        Sure: Years and years of acquisitive consumerist conditioning. 😎

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      2.  👻Sound Mind 🎃‏ @SoterIIk Jul 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I don't cause I shoplift sometimes. I mean! No I don't Ever. I also don't bring outside snacks into theaters. Nope.

        1 reply 1 retweet 8 likes
      3. ˣ o ˣ‏ @kookomonster Jul 2
        Replying to @SoterIIk @TheWeirdWorld

        Me in move in theatre: mOm can I get skittles Mom: *whisper*I have candy in my bag don't worry" 💀

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4.  👻Sound Mind 🎃‏ @SoterIIk Jul 2
        Replying to @kookomonster @TheWeirdWorld

        When your mom is married to an Oompa Loompa.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. ˣ o ˣ‏ @kookomonster Jul 2
        Replying to @SoterIIk @TheWeirdWorld

        😂😂

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      1. Daija 🌹‏ @Thandow86477517 Jul 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I always feel weird. Like I'm gonna get arrested because they'll think I was casing the store😂😂

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      1. Tijuana Slim‏ @TijuanaSlim Jul 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        the dying days of Video Rental stores... You could almost see the Cashier's eyes flip from "How can I help you?" to "Buy something dammit, I need this Job and You're the reason places like this are closing."

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      1.  🦇FANGuy 🦇‏ @imtryingdammit Jul 1
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        Then the cashier is like "Hell yes one less person to deal with"

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      1. Tom Nentwig‏ @TomNentwig Jul 1
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        Expect to set off the alarm when you exit the doors? Me too.

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      1. Tijuana Slim‏ @TijuanaSlim Jul 1
        Replying to @JustTrumping @TheWeirdWorld

        How do you walk out of WalMart with Nothing... I've gone in for a Quart of Oil and left with a $100 receipt, and forgotten the Oil... More than Once.

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      1. Mathies‏ @MathiesHappel Jul 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Ur like looking at the counter judging if they notice you walking out without paying, when in reality they probably think you just didn't take anything and left.

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      1. meeh‏ @AshleyMeeh Jul 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @nXcFuture same

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      1. Just A Random Person (she/her/hers)‏ @DubiousComments Jul 1
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        OMG! Are you me?!?! I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who thinks that.

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      1. TheThirdEye‏ @tisariankh Jul 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Most of the men think in that way .. 😜😜😜😜😜

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      1. Ngamakisi‏ @thebedui Jul 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Everytime...

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