My 94 yr old mother in law (who we take shopping regularly) won't leave a shop without buying something.
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Take her to a car sales room.
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Dude for real! Somebody please explain
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Sure: Years and years of acquisitive consumerist conditioning.
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I don't cause I shoplift sometimes. I mean! No I don't Ever. I also don't bring outside snacks into theaters. Nope.
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Me in move in theatre: mOm can I get skittles Mom: *whisper*I have candy in my bag don't worry"

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When your mom is married to an Oompa Loompa.
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I always feel weird. Like I'm gonna get arrested because they'll think I was casing the store

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the dying days of Video Rental stores... You could almost see the Cashier's eyes flip from "How can I help you?" to "Buy something dammit, I need this Job and You're the reason places like this are closing."
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Then the cashier is like "Hell yes one less person to deal with"
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Expect to set off the alarm when you exit the doors? Me too.
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How do you walk out of WalMart with Nothing... I've gone in for a Quart of Oil and left with a $100 receipt, and forgotten the Oil... More than Once.
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Ur like looking at the counter judging if they notice you walking out without paying, when in reality they probably think you just didn't take anything and left.
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@nXcFuture same
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OMG! Are you me?!?! I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who thinks that.
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Most of the men think in that way ..




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Everytime...
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