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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Jun 30

    Each time you kill a spider the spider gene pool becomes sneakier and deadlier.

    12:33 PM - 30 Jun 2018
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      2. Peter Müller‏ @PeterMl32305846 Jun 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Perhaps we should pet them to make them soft and lazy 🤔

        1 reply 3 retweets 40 likes
      3. TM (Ŧє℟℞Øᖇ) - C‏ @ErrorTM99 Jun 30
        Replying to @PeterMl32305846 @TheWeirdWorld

        I'm not sure if I’d like to pet a tarantula hoping that it'll hug me or something 👀

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      4. [anything you want]♡‏ @TheTrashCan101 Jun 30
        Replying to @ErrorTM99 @PeterMl32305846 @TheWeirdWorld

        Give the tarantula a little hug it hugs back

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Monkeyofdoom44‏ @Catofdoom44 Jun 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Each time I kill a spider the gene pool becomes less likely to come into my house.

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      2.  🎃 Sinister 👻Shadow  🎃‏ @Blathnaid505 Jun 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You know this how? The ones that get away are already sneakier & deadlier 😝

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Kevin Gregg‏ @KevinPaulGregg Jun 30
        Replying to @Blathnaid505 @TheWeirdWorld

        Exactly. And now they'll never mate with those losers who got killed. They'll mate instead with their fellow sneakies who got away. Thus even sneakier and deadlier babies.

        1 reply 1 retweet 17 likes
      4. Princess Butter Knife‏ @princess_knife Jun 30
        Replying to @KevinPaulGregg @Blathnaid505 @TheWeirdWorld

        That last sentence sounds strange out of context. "Thus even sneakier and deadlier babies." Golden.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      5. Kevin Gregg‏ @KevinPaulGregg Jun 30
        Replying to @princess_knife @Blathnaid505 @TheWeirdWorld

        Maybe I used the word "babies" cuz in the back of my mind I know babies have killed a helluva lot of women. We're the only species where mothers are often killed by their babies. It's the baby's big head. The big brain. We paid a big price for that. Childbirth is better now tho.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Princess Butter Knife‏ @princess_knife Jun 30
        Replying to @KevinPaulGregg @Blathnaid505 @TheWeirdWorld

        That is incredibly dark. And not where I was going with that.... i was saying its a funny sentence out of conext... but I'm always down to make a situation darker, so this is good by me.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Kevin Gregg‏ @KevinPaulGregg Jun 30
        Replying to @princess_knife

        Yeah, I know I changed the subject on ya. I'm a subject changing son of a gun.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      8. End of conversation
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      2. TM (Ŧє℟℞Øᖇ) - C‏ @ErrorTM99 Jun 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

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      1. Zoffs Lotion‏ @ZoffsLotion Jun 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Can you fucking not

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      1. M Harrison‏ @mianmike Jun 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And every time you kill a rattlesnake that rattles to let you know they are there, the rattlesnake gene pool becomes quieter.

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      1. Miles‏ @Miles57887073 Jun 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That litterally just gave me chills🙈

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      1. johnny and 1000 others‏ @JustTheBits47 Jun 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        But it's dead...so nothing to worry about

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      2. Dreams of Delirium‏ @Delirium_Fever Jun 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        OMG that is SO true! You squish one and it's twin brother and Great Uncle Tarantula swarm your bathroom!

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Takaka‏ @dontattme_ Jun 30
        Replying to @Delirium_Fever @TheWeirdWorld

        That’s not what he means...

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Dreams of Delirium‏ @Delirium_Fever Jun 30
        Replying to @dontattme_ @TheWeirdWorld

        And thanks for being SO totally positive. That's really sweet. Thanks for thinking of me.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Takaka‏ @dontattme_ Jun 30
        Replying to @Delirium_Fever @TheWeirdWorld

        Anytime

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