Perhaps we should pet them to make them soft and lazy 
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I'm not sure if I’d like to pet a tarantula hoping that it'll hug me or something

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Give the tarantula a little hug it hugs back
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Each time I kill a spider the gene pool becomes less likely to come into my house.
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You know this how? The ones that get away are already sneakier & deadlier

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Exactly. And now they'll never mate with those losers who got killed. They'll mate instead with their fellow sneakies who got away. Thus even sneakier and deadlier babies.
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That last sentence sounds strange out of context. "Thus even sneakier and deadlier babies." Golden.
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Maybe I used the word "babies" cuz in the back of my mind I know babies have killed a helluva lot of women. We're the only species where mothers are often killed by their babies. It's the baby's big head. The big brain. We paid a big price for that. Childbirth is better now tho.
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That is incredibly dark. And not where I was going with that.... i was saying its a funny sentence out of conext... but I'm always down to make a situation darker, so this is good by me.
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Yeah, I know I changed the subject on ya. I'm a subject changing son of a gun.
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Can you fucking not
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And every time you kill a rattlesnake that rattles to let you know they are there, the rattlesnake gene pool becomes quieter.
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That litterally just gave me chills
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But it's dead...so nothing to worry about
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OMG that is SO true! You squish one and it's twin brother and Great Uncle Tarantula swarm your bathroom!
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That’s not what he means...
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And thanks for being SO totally positive. That's really sweet. Thanks for thinking of me.
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Anytime
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