Like the most wanks in one day almost breaking my cock bone.
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Dude wut?
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I just ate a whole loaf of bread because I took medicine that was supposed to be taken after eating and got scared I would die. Maybe I have
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Maybe this is all your after world!
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Yeah, for 2.1 seconds
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Not even lol.
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I've probably licked my elbow more than any other one person. Mostly taking bets that I couldn't do it.
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I am your competition.
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It would have been funny if you said “competition for what” lmao.
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Already doing. (@@)
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The Depressing Book of World Records
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Most eye-rolling in a day
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