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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Jun 29

    When a cashier asks if you found everything you were looking for, take their hand, look deeply into their eyes and say, “I have now.”

    10:35 PM - 29 Jun 2018
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    109 replies 1,943 retweets 10,593 likes
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      2. Kailynne‏ @k_g_smitty Jun 29
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I’m a cashier. Please dont do that. Just say yes.

        4 replies 3 retweets 81 likes
      3. LUNGANI7 🌐‏ @LunganiNYOKWANA Jun 29
        Replying to @k_g_smitty @TheWeirdWorld

        Lol why

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. TumzeeTso_SA‏ @tumzeetso_sa Jun 29
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        ohhho the only thing this cashiers usually ask is " Plastic?"🚮

        3 replies 1 retweet 33 likes
      3. Paida-Garwe®‏ @paida_garwe Jun 29
        Replying to @tumzeetso_sa @TheWeirdWorld

        Either you from Zim or SA, which is it? 😂

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. TumzeeTso_SA‏ @tumzeetso_sa Jun 29
        Replying to @paida_garwe @TheWeirdWorld

        😂😂 SA 😧

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Paida-Garwe®‏ @paida_garwe Jun 29
        Replying to @tumzeetso_sa @TheWeirdWorld

        The cashiers can't even smile 😂😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      6. Jason‏ @Jasonofthe13th Jun 30
        Replying to @paida_garwe @tumzeetso_sa @TheWeirdWorld

        It's cause of the eyebrow jokes Trevor made

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Rebecca Scozzari‏ @RebeccaScozzar2 Jun 29
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I think about this every time I shower.

        1 reply 0 retweets 25 likes
      3. Paida-Garwe®‏ @paida_garwe Jun 29
        Replying to @RebeccaScozzar2 @TheWeirdWorld

        The sarcasm in this😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
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      1. *•.♡ 𝕄𝕠𝕠𝕟 𝕐𝕖𝕠𝕟𝕘-𝕣𝕚𝕟 ♡.•*‏ @lunafp130 Jun 29
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        This is brilliant

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      1. Caitie Metivier‏ @TheFruitWitch Jun 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @dj_dirtychai

        No I was a cashier don’t do this just get their number and say: here’s one million dollars you don’t have to go back. They will thank. Live very happy.

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      2. meow‏ @_whatTM Jun 29
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        what sort of shower thOUGHT IS THIS

        1 reply 0 retweets 31 likes
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      2. Eduardo‏ @ErDb94 Jun 29
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        As a retail worker, this has a 1% chance of working. Lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. joshie‏ @josh_whatever Jun 29
        Replying to @ErDb94 @TheWeirdWorld

        gotta do it 100 times then

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Eduardo‏ @ErDb94 Jun 29
        Replying to @josh_whatever @TheWeirdWorld

        My advise to you, it's the white girl's that only date minorities, they the wildest

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. Paida-Garwe®‏ @paida_garwe Jun 29
        Replying to @ErDb94 @josh_whatever @TheWeirdWorld

        No it won't work at all coz no one gives their hand to a fucking stranger, like, idk where you been

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Eduardo‏ @ErDb94 Jun 29
        Replying to @paida_garwe @josh_whatever @TheWeirdWorld

        Dude, I'm baked af, but reached enlightenment, everyone their own.. wabi sabi.. King of the Hill. No hate, just love bruh

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      2. Jeff‏ @RelaxItsAgony Jun 29
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        But I'm too pretty for jail

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. 105.9 commenter‏ @Kevincraven12 Jun 29
        Replying to @RelaxItsAgony @TheWeirdWorld

        I’m jealous cause I was all like. “I’m gonna mention going to jail in a cool joke” and then I saw this..... all sweet

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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