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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Jun 29

    Ironing boards are just surfboards that gave up their dreams and got a real job.

    10:30 AM - 29 Jun 2018
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      1. virghoe‏ @kinkytinki Jun 29
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        or surfboards were just ironing boards that never stopped chasing their dreams

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      1. Kevin Gregg‏ @KevinPaulGregg Jun 29
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Diving boards found a compromise. They still have some fun near the water, but they also have a job, one that's not as tedious as being an ironing board.

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      2. AASHISH SINGH™‏ @Mr_awesome0470 Jun 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That’s iron-ic

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      3. Keuwee‏ @Keuwee Jun 30
        Replying to @Mr_awesome0470 @TheWeirdWorld

        I hate you now, also I love you for this, confusing

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      4. AASHISH SINGH™‏ @Mr_awesome0470 Jul 1
        Replying to @Keuwee @TheWeirdWorld

        Power of words I guess.

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      1. MMK‏ @MollysSnowart Jun 29
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Haha, every once in a while something just makes your heart giggle and this was it 😂😂😂

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      1. Stompariffic‏ @Stompariffic Jun 29
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        And got a short haircut, losing the mohawk.

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      1. Kelvin Croker‏ @CrokerKelvin Jun 29
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        Reminds me of the Alex Rider novel "Point Blanc" by Anthony Horowitz. A ironing board was adapted to a makeshift snowboard.

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      1. More Chocolate!‏ @PhillyKate Jul 1
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        Maybe ironing boards are surfboards with PTSD. They saw their owners get hurt and can’t handle being near the water anymore.

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      1. Yvette Bulhakow‏ @vettajames Jul 1
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        😂😂😂😂

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      1. Trinidy Smith‏ @smith_trinidy Jun 30
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        😂

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      1. J. Edwards Holt‏ @JEdwardsHolt Jun 29
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        I needed that

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      1. Dallas Strickland‏ @TruthsInJest Jun 29
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        🤣😂 good one

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      1. Candice Martin‏ @Candice92460669 Jun 29
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        Lol

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      1. Mandy Faith‏ @mandy_faith_502 Jun 29
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        That’s a thought

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      1. Danna  👑‏ @soinlove101 Jun 29
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        hahaha

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      1. James Lu‏ @ArgensVentus Jun 29
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        “DONT GIVE UP BUDDY” And that was the story of how I tried to surf using an ironing board.

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      1. champa channappa‏ @champa_c Jun 29
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        Hahaha

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