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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Jun 26

    Humans relax to the sounds of birds screaming for sex.

    6:30 PM - 26 Jun 2018
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    • Kathy Pass S Shiru_LB Anna Rafalski Chloe Isobel Askwith ✨⛄️ THE BONE ZONE: ACT 1 Jam Akpobarowinifred
    71 replies 1,341 retweets 7,412 likes
      1. hellolauren528‏ @hellolauren528 Jun 26
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And there goes my nature sounds sleep routine...

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      1. Antonio‏ @BraveLilPoster Jun 26
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Some relax to humans doing that same thing

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      1. Dr.Brownie‏ @BrownieDr Jun 26
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        These sounds are actually what prevents me from having a good morning... damn bird made a nest outside my window, like “b*tch did I ask for a full fledge concert every d*mn morning!”

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      1. spookie lil boosie  🌟 🌹 🕸️ 🌹 🌟‏ @BillieSasquatch Jun 26
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        can u imagine if it was flipped. bird dude: ahh, i love the sound of humans screaming. man dude: FUUUUUCK MEEEEEEEE!!! IM SOOOO HORRNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

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      1. marisa‏ @marisamelice Jun 27
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        well there goes my entire childhood but okay

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      2. Pantherray140  🔪  🎃‏ @Pantherray140 Jun 26
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @AnAsianCinnamon

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      3. I need a dadmom ⊙‿⊙‏ @AnAsianCinnamon Jun 26
        Replying to @Pantherray140 @TheWeirdWorld

        Waitwhat

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      4. Pantherray140  🔪  🎃‏ @Pantherray140 Jun 26
        Replying to @AnAsianCinnamon @TheWeirdWorld

        Nothin

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      2. ℁‏ @anapaustefanon Jun 26
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @montseezunigaa

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      3. monch‏ @montseezunigaa Jun 26
        Replying to @anapaustefanon @TheWeirdWorld

        girl why

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      4. ℁‏ @anapaustefanon Jun 26
        Replying to @montseezunigaa @TheWeirdWorld

        tus pájaros del cuarto de tele que nuuuunca se callan, algo quieren🤭

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. monch‏ @montseezunigaa Jun 26
        Replying to @anapaustefanon @TheWeirdWorld

        HAHAHA

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      1. melvin devine‏ @melvindevine8 Jun 26
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I try but I’m to busy listening to my girl screaming for sex

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      1. ताऊ‏ @jakharsudhir Jun 26
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        Life wouldn't be same after reading this.. thanks

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      2. Anthony*‏ @anthonyjcampo Jun 26
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @valhallabckgirl

        Thanks, @valhallabckgirl.

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      3. Bekka‏ @valhallabckgirl Jun 26
        Replying to @anthonyjcampo @TheWeirdWorld

        I mean, I think about this a lot. Showers be damned .

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      4. Anthony*‏ @anthonyjcampo Jun 26
        Replying to @valhallabckgirl @TheWeirdWorld

        Yet, you still enjoy the delightfully pleasant sound of horny birds screaming endlessly for someone to pay attention to them.

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      5. Bekka‏ @valhallabckgirl Jun 26
        Replying to @anthonyjcampo @TheWeirdWorld

        I AM ONLY HUMAN

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      6. Anthony*‏ @anthonyjcampo Jun 26
        Replying to @valhallabckgirl @TheWeirdWorld

        I normally think about how dreadful living forever would be. Nobody in their right mind would want such a thing. You know, unless they just can’t get enough burritos in their life.

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      1. UserUnfounded‏ @UserUnfounded Jun 27
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I wonder if birds like our sex noises

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