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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Jun 23

    If Apple manufactured clothing they’d probably have all the belt loops on their jeans a different size than normal, so you’d also have to buy an Apple Belt.

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      2. The Mehtropolitan‏ @TheMehtro Jun 23
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Oh..and one more thing..... Apple Zipper with Facial Recognition.

        5 replies 0 retweets 61 likes
      3. First Cobro‏ @FCobro Jun 23
        Replying to @TheMehtro @TheWeirdWorld

        Oh that would be great for clingy girlfriends.

        0 replies 0 retweets 37 likes
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      2. Liliana Hernandez‏ @_alexh_5 Jun 23
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Loop 1.. Loop 1S.. Loop 1Plus.. Loop 2.. Loop 2S.. Loop 2Plus, etc..

        2 replies 0 retweets 30 likes
      3. Daisy Lou‏ @sporksarestupid Jun 23
        Replying to @_alexh_5 @TheWeirdWorld

        Loop 5c

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. Max Power  ⭐‏ @AngryMaxPower Jun 23
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Because as we know the Apple's speciality deals with making useless products. I had an iphone once, and everything that I was able to do with my current phone I wasn't able to do it with the iphone.

        1 reply 0 retweets 32 likes
      3. Me, myself and I‏ @OXFORDCANADA Jun 23
        Replying to @AngryMaxPower @TheWeirdWorld

        Exactly! I agree !

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. TheAwkwardOtter‏ @OtterAwkward Jun 23
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        "Hello, Apple Support? My belt has stopped working..." "Oh just leave in a bag of rice for a bit, be grand"

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      1. Parker Bullard‏ @OT_Preacher Jun 23
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        State of the art fabric, but requires Apple detergent to get clean.

        0 replies 0 retweets 41 likes
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      1. XiprusTurkey66‏ @Xiprus Jun 23
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        They'll probably even make the collar wonky so you have to buy an apple tie

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      2. Abhi‏ @abhilash_bad Jun 23
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Then #Xiaomi and #vivo would hav made cheaper lookalikes of Apple Belt.. 😂 Which would actually work... ❤️

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. Zia Ahmad‏ @Betkalluf_Zia Jun 23
        Replying to @abhilash_bad @TheWeirdWorld

        And they may add some filter to those as well ...who knows 😜

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Abhi‏ @abhilash_bad Jun 23
        Replying to @Betkalluf_Zia @TheWeirdWorld

        Only service could hav been a small problem..😜 And few may even blast.. 😲

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Zia Ahmad‏ @Betkalluf_Zia Jun 23
        Replying to @abhilash_bad @TheWeirdWorld

        Then they might used by our army ... 😜😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Abhi‏ @abhilash_bad Jun 23
        Replying to @Betkalluf_Zia @TheWeirdWorld

        Ohhhhh!!! 😂🤣

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Johnny Taylor  ⚓ 🚢‏ @the_able_seaman Jun 23
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Apple bottom jeans...

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Nope.avi‏ @MortoInsideLel Jun 23
        Replying to @the_able_seaman @TheWeirdWorld

        And a big ol' truck...

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Leah‏ @Pepsi92561 Jun 24
        Replying to @MortoInsideLel @the_able_seaman @TheWeirdWorld

        iBoots with the iFur....

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. Johnny Taylor  ⚓ 🚢‏ @the_able_seaman Jun 24
        Replying to @Pepsi92561 @MortoInsideLel @TheWeirdWorld

        The whole club lookin at her

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. James Schneider‏ @12thMAN_James Jun 23
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        They might invent a hyper-belt. It senses the tightness of your gut to but ratio and tighten through specially designed magnetic invisi-loops.! I better get a copyright.

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      1. Amie Boakye‏ @amiethatqueen Jun 23
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Omg Don’t give them ideas

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