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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Jun 20

    When you hear a car alarm go off, you think, “Someone f**ked up,” not, “Someone’s stealing a car.”

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      2. Harsha Agrawal‏ @HarshaAgrawal15 Jun 20
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I'm always confused about your sleep cycle. When did you exactly sleep?

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      4. Harsha Agrawal‏ @HarshaAgrawal15 Jun 20

        No!

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      6. Gunner‏ @THEGUNNER_YT Jun 20

        I’m pretty sure it’s just a bot that posts what ever is posted in the shower thoughts subreddit

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      1. BeautifulMyshty‏ @BMyshty Jun 20
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Lol true!!! I have never thought ohh someone is stealing a car lol

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      1. Nico‏ @scare_n_boi Jun 20
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        I think "Someone f**ked up while stealing a car"

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      2. Anthony petrocik‏ @PetrocikAnthony Jun 20
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I don’t think that, I think what the heck is wrong with them for trying to open the door while it’s locked

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      1. The loyal keeper‏ @Codsworth8 Jun 21
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I can't imagine ever thinking my car is being robbed just by the screeching of my faulty alarm. My first thought is, "ah, someone must've bumped into it." And that's how I'll eventually lead to getting my car stolen.

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      1. Gary‏ @Gary81623312 Jun 21
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Car alarms are useless. I had a car once with a faulty alarm: wouldn't disarm. I popped the bonnet and disarmed it with a pair of pliers. Not one person showed any interest in what I was doing!

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      1. June Pollard‏ @JunePollard20 Jun 20
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Yes

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      1. Adre Rivera‏ @1Leviscustos Jun 20
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I use that button to Find my car, pretty much on the regular! So it's just another noise to me at this point. lol

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      1. Kevin Gregg‏ @KevinPaulGregg Jun 20
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        When it's a hammering "honk honk honk honk" type of car alarm, I think of the beginning of the Beatles song "Getting Better".

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      1. Adam Wiseman‏ @AdamWiseman20 Jun 20
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        Especially if it's in a parking lot

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      2. Grace Black‏ @GraceBl72099066 Jun 20
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Nah I worry someone's broke into another's car

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      4. Grace Black‏ @GraceBl72099066 Jun 20
        Replying to @tushikuchii @TheWeirdWorld

        Well some press the panick alarm instead of the lock or unlock button and it's embarrassing when it happens, that's what he meant. But using a term to describe that incident is weird.

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      5. sPINDLER-mAN and 99+ others‏ @tushikuchii Jun 20
        Replying to @GraceBl72099066 @TheWeirdWorld

        Yah that was a very poor choice of words this guy used. Looking at all other responses, I’d say everybody’s in this same boat

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      6. Grace Black‏ @GraceBl72099066 Jun 20
        Replying to @tushikuchii @TheWeirdWorld

        Yeah lol, some people are just that way. I mean I call things I find funny 'stupid' all the time and people take it wrong.

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