Unless your husband is the current president.
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All the other times I carry around bags of s**t I get a lot of weird looks. I’ve always wondered why...
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Now you tell me...
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What about McDonalds bags?
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My mom used to carry me around when I was little , ig she didn’t know
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And when you're drunk!
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On what other occasions would you need to carry a bag of shit around??
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And how do ppl know it’s a bag of shit anyhow?!?!pic.twitter.com/vbNq1IzFgV
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Thank God for dogs. How else could we carry around bags of shit?
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Unless your me
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Ha, apperantly you don’t live in my neighborhood!
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Haha mate, I was in the army.. did it more than once on manoeuvres
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You shouldn't talk about the dog like that

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You are joking right?
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Yes. It was a reference to SpongeBob.
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I’m always walking around with a bag of shit. It’s called my bowel.
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