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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Jun 20

    Walking a dog is the only time it’s socially acceptable to carry around a bag of shit in public.

    1:06 PM - 20 Jun 2018
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    • Celia D’Agostino Clover614 ITS--OKAY--TO--CRY Naomi Magambo HaydenSenpai Emms🌈 anniethequeen❤️ Parker Wiese Sali Guti
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      2. Darcy F‏ @PhantomPhan Jun 20
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Unless your husband is the current president.

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      3. @chrispytheblack‏ @chrispytheblack Jun 20
        Replying to @PhantomPhan @TheWeirdWorld

        You win the internet for today.

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      1. artsygirl‏ @artsygirl20 Jun 20
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        All the other times I carry around bags of s**t I get a lot of weird looks. I’ve always wondered why...🤔

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      1. Lorraine Jayne Poole‏ @lazzapoole Jun 20
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Now you tell me...

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      1. Awaad‏ @AwaadYo Jun 20
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        What about McDonalds bags?

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      1. Lane 🥀‏ @duhlaneuh Jun 20
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        My mom used to carry me around when I was little , ig she didn’t know

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      1. Mr. Wedberg‏ @MrWeedberg Jun 20
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        And when you're drunk!

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      2. Madame Mercer  💋‏ @dondon69m Jun 20
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        On what other occasions would you need to carry a bag of shit around??

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Madame Mercer  💋‏ @dondon69m Jun 20
        Replying to @dondon69m @TheWeirdWorld

        And how do ppl know it’s a bag of shit anyhow?!?!pic.twitter.com/vbNq1IzFgV

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      2. Kevin Gregg‏ @KevinPaulGregg Jun 20
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Thank God for dogs. How else could we carry around bags of shit?

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      1. total trash‏ @jeremyhagan6 Jun 20
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        Unless your me

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      1. Blake Babcock‏ @Grr_Im_mean Jun 20
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        Ha, apperantly you don’t live in my neighborhood!

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      1. Razor Sharpe‏ @Razor_Sharper Jun 20
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        Haha mate, I was in the army.. did it more than once on manoeuvres

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      2. [synonym for scary] dondle‏ @fesuoy_ Jun 20
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You shouldn't talk about the dog like that 😡

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      3. Oofable.Sartorian 😂 💕‏ @OofableS Jun 25
        Replying to @fesuoy_ @TheWeirdWorld

        You are joking right?

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      4. [synonym for scary] dondle‏ @fesuoy_ Jun 25
        Replying to @OofableS @TheWeirdWorld

        Yes. It was a reference to SpongeBob.

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      1. Lee‏ @Leem81 Jun 21
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        I’m always walking around with a bag of shit. It’s called my bowel.😉

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