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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Jun 17

    Buying a self-driving car will seem like a great idea, until you are running late for work and it won’t go over the speed limit.

    10:01 AM - 17 Jun 2018
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    32 replies 551 retweets 4,676 likes
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      2. Quintin Underwood‏ @autigr1412 Jun 17
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I don’t need a car that drives itself. I need a car that makes its own payments.

        2 replies 2 retweets 67 likes
      3. RIAN  🤯‏ @RianVince Jun 17
        Replying to @autigr1412 @TheWeirdWorld

        Why not a car that'll pay all your bills?

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Quintin Underwood‏ @autigr1412 Jun 18
        Replying to @RianVince @TheWeirdWorld

        Now we’re asking the real questions.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Rodney Pendergraft‏ @RodneyPendergr9 Jun 17
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That's horrible!pic.twitter.com/d4wHNIMN1O

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      1. Soda Is Poison‏ @Twattle0 Jun 17
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I'm holding off until they make a "self-living life" so that I can get up earlier and be on time.

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      2. Kevin Gregg‏ @KevinPaulGregg Jun 17
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        As someone said, there's no way those self-driving cars are going to be able to deal with snow.

        1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
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      1. Ferdinger‏ @regzhces Jun 17
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Or until you are late and it leaves without you.

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      1. 𝔡𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔢𝔰  🌹‏ @notanic0n Jun 17
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        If you can afford a self driving car I don’t think getting to work on time is necessary, you’re probably a fucking YouTubed

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      2. daniel deri‏ @lionskirmish Jun 17
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And then you'll have a viable excuse 😁

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Vanguard‏ @Vanguar37022052 Jun 17
        Replying to @lionskirmish @TheWeirdWorld

        Nope,because it's sometimes better to leave earlier,and give urself enough time,so that's not an excuse.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. that spookman‏ @thatsuguy Jun 17
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        just set the cruise control over the speed limit

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      1. STYLIN.‏ @Brinkonto Jun 17
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        It has manual mode

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      1. M Powers‏ @mlpowers07 Jun 17
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        🤣🤣🤣

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      2. Lord Voldemort‏ @Am_NickHill Jun 17
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        pic.twitter.com/IQSunGHc5m

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      3. CHANning taTIM‏ @ChandatheePanda Jun 17
        Replying to @Am_NickHill @TheWeirdWorld

        I have to ask, how did you find this?

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      4. Lord Voldemort‏ @Am_NickHill Jun 17
        Replying to @ChandatheePanda @TheWeirdWorld

        I searched "fast and furious nitrous"

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      2. Momo‏ @Momo_Lumody Jun 17
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That's exactly why it would be good. People driving recklessly is what causes accidents.

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