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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Jun 8

    A cactus is nothing but a heavily armed cucumber.

    5:35 PM - 8 Jun 2018
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      1. Antonio‏ @BraveLilPoster Jun 8
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Those thorns are pretty cucumbersome

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      1. Kade Roberts‏ @kadeRoberts5 Jun 8
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/1O2MxpUE9L

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      2. Paige‏ @ItsPaigeWilly Jun 8
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Can you eat cactuses?

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      3. The Secret Room‏ @SecretRoomPod Jun 8
        Replying to @ItsPaigeWilly @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/ELH1xqD9Pd

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      1. Dominic DeNinno‏ @ddeninno404 Jun 8
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Tru

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      1. Tz Qurashi‏ @Tzqurashi Jun 9
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        Good observation. Please have some heavily armed cucumber sandwiches

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      1. Joshua Josias‏ @JoshuaJosias1 Jun 9
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And a naartjie is just a rip off orange

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      1. Emily 🌻‏ @emilyxannx33 Jun 8
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        @DaveLeary27

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      1. k.  💥‏ @KrisTheRealest Jun 8
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      1. James Bryan‏ @TheLegitJames Jun 10
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        A cucumber is just a disarmed cactus

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      1. Gabriel Alvarez‏ @galvarez715 Jun 8
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @htjlaw

        😂😂😂😂

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      2. kiana gonzalez 👻‏ @KianaG_13 Jun 8
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        @BigMacMitch

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      3. I Z A I A H 🔧‏ @Aguilar_080 Jun 8
        Replying to @KianaG_13 @TheWeirdWorld @BigMacMitch

        🤯

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      4. kiana gonzalez 👻‏ @KianaG_13 Jun 8
        Replying to @Aguilar_080 @TheWeirdWorld @BigMacMitch

        Exactly

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      1. Manraj Dhami‏ @TheAncientAegis Jun 12
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        A pickle is just a mummified cucumber. that's exactly what it is if you think about how they are made.

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      1. CarlDaSquid‏ @CurledBeanz Jun 11
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        You've got a point there

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      1. Chunp‏ @ZUDFIsV12rJEn8T Jun 10
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        Cactus size is pumpkin bar

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      1. berna‏ @annabannanna00 Jun 10
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        so what is your point?😂

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      1. Akram Bhalgamwala‏ @AkramBhalgamwa1 Jun 9
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        Hahaha

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