When a dog shits over your carpet it does it with a good intention, it is a present for you!
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I certainly do not like THAT kind of present tho lol
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The intention is what really matters
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*Breathe in* BOI
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Babies also piss on you to give a present to you! I saw it in a book written by someone called Freud.
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@TammyTglass excuse the language but this is greatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Where do you take your enemies from?
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Walmart by the corner
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Lmbo Walmart By The Corner Chalk Full Of Em Thats Where They Played Plenty Games
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Doggoes feel vulnerable when pooping and look at you like "Protecc me hooman plz"
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I laughed so hard my coworkers thought I was crying
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Keep your friends close and your enemies closer haha
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That's cuz you wouldn't let anyone else do it. But you let your dog do it. Because he's your best friend
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