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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Jun 3

    If you hear someone say “Hey, Miss” it sounds normal, but if you hear “Hey, Mister” you expect to see a young boy from 1940 selling you newspapers.

    6:34 PM - 3 Jun 2018
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      2. spooky valentine 🥀‏ @VainillaVal Jun 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        mister stark, i don't fe e l s o g o o d

        3 replies 0 retweets 44 likes
      3.  🦅 Timmy  🦅‏ @TurtleSlowAF Jun 3
        Replying to @VainillaVal @TheWeirdWorld

        TOO SOON

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      1. Loso 🌹 🙏🏾 #SeeRed‏ @KlNG_Loso Jun 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That’s because “sir” is more “normal”

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      2. spooky way‏ @Raia_Ampora Jun 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Or peter parker

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      2. Raven Fox‏ @RavenFoxAudio Jun 4
        Replying to @eves__garden @TheWeirdWorld

        Or Jerry Lewis. "HEEEEEY LAAAADY!"

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      1. Lonely Mystique‏ @lonelymystique Jun 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Strangers have been calling me ma'am for years and I'm only 20 😂

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      1. James Johnson‏ @jayreub97 Jun 3
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        Institutionalized Sexism

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      1. Adre Rivera‏ @1Leviscustos Jun 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        ...But I like saying it..... 😛😔 Reminds me of Dennis the Menace! lol

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      2. Tyler Black‏ @untidaled65 Jun 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Or if you hear "Hey Mister" you can think of the @missmayiband song!

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      3. Aressa‏ @Rezsahasby Jun 3
        Replying to @untidaled65 @TheWeirdWorld @missmayiband

        That's a good one😂

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      1. Alexandra the Emblazon‏ @AlextheEmblazon Jun 4
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I say both. People look at me crazy sometimes, especially if I use the word likewise for some reason c:

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      1. Rodney Pendergraft‏ @RodneyPendergr9 Jun 3
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        pic.twitter.com/OSN3MVJWd3

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      1. Mike Baio‏ @MikeBaio Jun 4
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Mista mista! Read all about it!

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      1. balmut‏ @balmut_ Jun 14
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        "Oi, Mister!" is the sound of a lovable street urchin.

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      1. RepentantGayAstronaut‏ @Rapture571 Jun 7
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        So true

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      1. Kande‏ @Kande61997890 Jun 4
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        Mais pas sur les reformes de vente et du port d'armes de guerre par l'importe qui , qui n'arrête pas de tuer les hinocents, les mineurs sans consciences qui tuent les autres mineurs.

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      1. Jesse Simonin‏ @JesseSimonin Jun 4
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        Give the kid a nickle and tell him to keep the change!

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      1. Tay‏ @mortechant Jun 4
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        In my mind the young boy has a lisp, too. I don't know why...

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