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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Jun 2

    0 things are plural, but 1 thing is singular even when 0 is less than 1.

    2:31 PM - 2 Jun 2018
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      2. 𝓐𝓼𝓱‏ @ash__brown Jun 2

        Id have dry skin after a couple days 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      3. Chris nation‏ @Christophalitus Jun 2
        Replying to @ash__brown @TheWeirdWorld

        Also how do they do drugs while showering and tweeting? That’s some crazy multitasking.

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      2. Edward‏ @SaintJ1431 Jun 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That one made about as much sense as a screen door on a submarine.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. A.S. 🤙‏ @ASotelo__ Jun 2
        Replying to @SaintJ1431 @TheWeirdWorld

        With flex seal it makes perfect sense

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      1. Jerome Brown‏ @jerunamuck Jun 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        It's the new math. Nobody understand

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      1.  〽️ary Ann Rijo‏ @Arpassagradas Jun 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Do you realize that you're mixing math and english? numbers aren't either singular nor plural; words are.

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      1.  🦆 Duckula  🇫🇮‏ @DeepDuckSecret Jun 2
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        My head hurts.

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      1. Danny‏ @Drazida_ Jun 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Saying you have zero cars would simply indicate that you don't have any of the potential options. However, you could just say you don't own a car.

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      1. Rapha‏ @Gee_erm Jun 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        When is zero not less than one?

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      1. Grace R.‏ @Grace1211Marie Jun 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You messed up my mind

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      1. Madame Mercer  💋‏ @dondon69m Jun 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        This is what happens when you try to mix English & Maths; they just don’t work. A bit like oil & water!!!

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      1. jennifer‏ @jennife13885677 Jun 8
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        No one actually said that 0 is plural...

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      1. Swadeep Dubey‏ @jswady Jun 3
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        Singular is single. No other allowed. Even if it's less. Moreover, 1 = single

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      1. Kaath Kilo 🏳️‍🌈 🇦🇺‏ @KaathKilo Jun 3
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        Not in French

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        I can actually feel the pain this is giving my brain

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      1. Vivek Singh Rana‏ @vivek07rana Jun 2
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        pic.twitter.com/P7R3LsrREN

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      2. Percight‏ @Percight Jun 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        For the trivia, in French, that’s different: things are singular between −2 and 2.

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      3. Yann Rodrigues‏ @Yann_Rodrigues Jun 2
        Replying to @Percight @TheWeirdWorld

        Not necessarly, if you use the number "0" you would still say "j'ai zéro choses", thus using plural form. However, in French, you are more likely to use a negative, like "Je n'ai aucune chose" (I have no things). In that last case, yes, it would be singular.

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      4. Percight‏ @Percight Jun 3
        Replying to @Yann_Rodrigues @TheWeirdWorld

        No, don’t know why that’s what you’re thinking, but you’re wrong. We would write: “J’ai zéro gramme d’alcool dans le sang.” Check those links: https://www.druide.com/fr/enquetes/15-gramme-ou-15-grammes … and https://www.projet-voltaire.fr/regles-orthographe/1-5-kilometre-ou-1-5-kilometres/ …. (Et pas besoin de me faire une leçon sur ce qui est le plus naturel en français. ;))

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