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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld May 30

    A dog can be your best friend, but a cat will never tell the cops where you’re hiding your pot.

    3:02 PM - 30 May 2018
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      1. Thoughts Of Cat‏ @ThoughtsOfCat2 May 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Don’t count on it. If it gets me an advantage with the authorities over you, I’ll absolutely roll on you. I’ll sing like an avian menace to any cop who will listen.

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      2. DeplorableNoah‏ @NoahLinnik May 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Because they’ll knock it off the table

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. Made it to 200 (for 18 hrs) Wahoo! 🎶 💻 🎹 ✝️‏ @MWOffisch May 30
        Replying to @NoahLinnik @TheWeirdWorld

        You must really hide it good

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      4. DeplorableNoah‏ @NoahLinnik May 30
        Replying to @MWOffisch @TheWeirdWorld

        They’ll just find it and knock it over lol... it’s what cats do :)

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      5. Made it to 200 (for 18 hrs) Wahoo! 🎶 💻 🎹 ✝️‏ @MWOffisch May 30
        Replying to @NoahLinnik @TheWeirdWorld

        I watch my cat pull the panel off my bathroom wall just so he can knock over the- shit said too much!

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      1. MonikR‏ @MonikRobichaud May 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That depends on what kind of supper you bought, bubpic.twitter.com/EkQyWHIRzP

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      1.  🐐G 🍥‏ @NotGavinDegraw May 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Yeah, but they’ll smoke it all.

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      2. H - KHARBOUCH 🇪🇸‏ @Hector_bigboss May 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Dogs are so loyal & Cats are so traitors Just feed your cat & believe me if it talks It will deny that you feed it ✋

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      3. Æternum‏ @aeternum49 Jun 4
        Replying to @Hector_bigboss @TheWeirdWorld

        my cat does that multiple times a day, but she comes and lays on me when i feel bad so

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      4. H - KHARBOUCH 🇪🇸‏ @Hector_bigboss Jun 4
        Replying to @aeternum49 @TheWeirdWorld

        Congratulations you have a loyal cat the luck is by your side 😉

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Official Troublemaker‏ @21larmar May 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        But it wasn't my dog that told them... Twas THEIR dog...

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      1. Matthew Nieten‏ @matthew_nieten May 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Yeah, cause they'd probably steal it and hide it under the couch

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      1. Debora Kaai‏ @deboraKaai May 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        My cat doesn’t share 😺

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      1. Landun Ailster‏ @Trilluxx May 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I’m saying lol

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      2. Yasmin Rahim‏ @Yasmxn_x May 30
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @ArleneFrancis07 Cos your cat be smoking some the pot 😂

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      3. Phoebe 🕸‏ @LemurLover5 May 30
        Replying to @Yasmxn_x @TheWeirdWorld

        The truth

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      1. J‏ @laziejj May 31
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Lol

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