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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld May 28

    Squirrels are basically rat hardware running monkey software.

    2:31 PM - 28 May 2018
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      1. Kevin‏ @KvinKc May 28
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You can come out of the shower now...

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      2. Simsim‏ @SimgeGuner May 28
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Could be👀pic.twitter.com/ztgfjCZkVy

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      1. Jojanneke v.d. Bosch‏ @Jojanneke May 28
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @ThomasDamsko

        pic.twitter.com/1G2Ct4NTFo

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      1. Nectar Of Amruta‏ @AmrutaFernbach May 28
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        They’re so Squirrley!

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      1. Isardilla \:v/‏ @Isabell44908043 May 28
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        Wait, so i am basically just a rat :(?

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      1. MissSpegettii 🍝‏ @spegettii May 28
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Squirrels are just rats on crack with bushy tails Go to Baltimore 😂😂 and a rat and squirrel is literally the same thing now. They just don't gaf.

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      1. Sarah Helene Tilton‏ @TiltonHelene May 28
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        Monkeys might take offense to that. But fantastic quote

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      1. Luis Matias‏ @thickbig18 May 28
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        pic.twitter.com/AzMNQzbb8y

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      1. Bender‏ @T_i_s_h_ May 28
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        What this tweet did to mepic.twitter.com/8nS0MjyJTy

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      1. Nipho Wisdom‏ @IAmNiphoWisdom Jun 4
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        This really helped me 😂😂

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      1. Lindagailaffles‏ @lindagailaffles Jun 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Too funny.

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      1. Deepa R‏ @DeepaR21 May 31
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        😂😂😁

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      1. 전안나  🎤 ⁹⁷  💜 🐰‏ @__Jeonjungkook_ May 29
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        So CS 😂

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      1. Agent M  🐯‏ @AgentM124 May 28
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Your mom is basically elephant hardware with fly software.

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      1. longhair funnyguy‏ @epic_epicurus May 28
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        this doesnt make sense at all, monkeys software is way more advanced than a squirrel gtfo

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      1. CajunShorty‏ @mckenzie0087 May 28
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        this is perfect

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      1. Sheena Paul‏ @SheenaP13297330 May 28
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        😂😂😂

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