I think we water the grass to keep it green... We want it to live... just not grow. 
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Thats how government works
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Gave up the cycle - it comes back without watering in the spring.
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Who the fuck waters grass? Rain exists
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Some countries don't rain that often such as Texas or Los Vegas and therefore need to water their grass to keep them from withering
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Apparently Texas and “Los” Vegas are countries now
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Yeah, you know what I mean. Some places don't have much rainfall
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Either way seeing you fuck up like that is pretty great
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So, we're grass villains then?
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Like the Senate and Anakin.
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We also cut it to let it grow [without weeds no less].
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Shower thoughts indeed
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Just giving earth a haircut bro
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And you're all attacking Thanos. Hypocrites.
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Was going to cut my grass today but have now changed my mind
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