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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld May 27

    When we achieve immortality, our top priority will be giving it to our dogs.

    11:30 AM - 27 May 2018
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      2. Thoughts Of Cat‏ @ThoughtsOfCat2 May 27
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        “When.” If your first priority will be the canines, then you underestimate our powers of sabotage.

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      2. cody 🥀‏ @xlusts May 27
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

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      1.  🌹 Alex  🏴‏ @AlexHerndon1 May 27
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Can you word this differently? I thought you were saying that people want to fuck their dogs.

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      1. ikkjhj‏ @GurlivG May 27
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Totally. If I'm immortal, I HAVE to make my dog immortal. No joke. I love my pets so much.

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      1. Garret R‏ @garretr16 May 27
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        If we find a way to make ourselves immortal, then we shouldnt be allowed to reproduce.

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      1. KoopJupe 💫‏ @KoopJupe May 27
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      1. Vinay Karanam‏ @f1vinay May 27
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        Our top priority will be testing it on our wives

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      1. shadethrower‏ @mikedd May 27
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Hym, would it be ethical to give immortality to zoo (and possibly wild) animals as well. I am guessing that would be next step after that.

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      1. Kamikaze‏ @OkwuteOkwute May 27
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        Speak for yourself drain brain.

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      2. Yall want some rice? and 93 others‏ @MildredWindsor May 27
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I’m more of a cat person.

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      3. Yall want some rice? and 93 others‏ @MildredWindsor May 27
        Replying to @MildredWindsor @TheWeirdWorld

        Me too

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      4. Zom Bee Nature‏ @Zom_Bee_Nature May 27
        Replying to @MildredWindsor @TheWeirdWorld

        Me three

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      1. Vinay Karanam‏ @f1vinay Jun 14
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        Our top priority will be testing it on our wives

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      1. kalaivanan‏ @rbkalaivanan May 28
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        Immortality = No love. No one is gonna die anyway. So you won't miss anyone much.

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      2. Joseph‏ @Joseph87414905 May 27
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        I can't wait to be 1 of them dogs

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      3. On‏ @_blessheem Jun 1
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        The fuck 😂

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      1. Zom Bee Nature‏ @Zom_Bee_Nature May 27
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        Forget dogs! CATS RULE!!! dogs drool...

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