Tell that to several pairs of pants in my closet.pic.twitter.com/6Knf4S6pVb
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You do but it’s in other directions
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It does if you grow horizontally..
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I strongly disagree
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unless you eat sweets like I do.
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vertically, true. horizontally, not so much
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Well that’s not true.
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Right. But in a different direction. Sigh. Stupid ice cream.
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Chocolate, brownies........
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Oh yes, those damn brownies! They're just fudgy & chewy evil, aren't they! Or...well...could be my complete and total lack of willpower around such monstrous, sweet & fattening goodies! Curse you, sugar!
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Weeelll... You are of course, assuming a lifestyle that includes plenty of exercise and a healthy diet.
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Thanks is a lie and I am proof
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Kinda true. Now we just call it “getting fat” and it makes us sad.
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Well...ever heard about pregnancy!?
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Speak for yourself, man. Now if you'll excuse me, I have chips and Pepsi to gorge myself on.
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Well that's just not true...
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Almost true
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I have a hockey jersey that's 21yrs old.
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Until you gain weight! LOL
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