Shower Thoughts

@TheWeirdWorld

Thoughts from the shower. Usually taken from /r/showerthoughts. Contact: theweirdworld@live.com or on Insta-iamkritverma / DM's OPEN

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    18. pro 2015.
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  2. prije 5 sati

    Don't tell anyone "I hate you" directly, Say "You are the Monday of my life".

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  3. 2. velj

    You can drink a drink, but cant food a food.

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  4. 2. velj

    My room is an accurate depiction of my life currently. I know where everything is, but it’s still a mess.

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  5. 1. velj

    I have never seen an alcohol company use a drunk person in any of their advertisement. Are they ashamed of their customers?

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  6. 31. sij
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  7. 31. sij

    The worst part about realising how lonely you are is when you realise you have no one to tell how lonely you are.

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  8. 30. sij

    “Am I as bored as you are?” can be read backwards and still make sense.

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  9. 30. sij

    We should be asking kids, “What kinds of problems do you want to solve?” when helping them consider future careers instead of, “What do you want to be when you grow up?”

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  10. 30. sij

    Favourite childhood memory is my back not hurting..

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  11. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    29. sij

    We've got something REALLY COOL happening on 2/2/2020. Think you know what it is? You're probably wrong.... so come back 2/2/2020. HINT: It has something to do with SKITTLES. 🌈🌈🌈

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  12. 29. sij
    Ovo je potencijalno osjetljiv multimedijski sadržaj. Saznajte više
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  13. 29. sij

    Sometimes God sends an ex back into your life to see if you're still stupid.

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  14. 29. sij

    Your perspective of life temporarily changes for awhile after watching a good movie.

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  15. 28. sij

    You spend your school days fantasising about life in the real world, and you spend your days in the real world reminiscing about your school days.

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  16. 28. sij

    Introverts aren’t anti social, they’re pro solitude.

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  17. 27. sij

    Introverts have fun too. We just don’t care if you know.

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  18. 27. sij

    It is actually quite impossible to run with a backpack without looking like a first grader on the way to school.

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  19. 27. sij

    People don’t hate math. They hate being confused, intimidated, and embarrassed by math. Their problem is with how it’s taught.

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  20. 26. sij

    Your brain automatically translates ‘wtf’ but not 'lol’

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  21. 26. sij

    A woman will fake an orgasm for a relationship and a man will fake a relationship for an orgasm.

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