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When Her Sister Was Being Picked On, This Girl Sent a Kickass Invite To the Bullies...http://twentytwowords.com/when-her-sister-was-being-picked-on-this-girl-sent-a-kickass-invite-to-the-bullies/?utm_source=showerthoughts&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=when-her-sister-was-being-picked-on-this-girl-sent-a-kickass-invite-to-the-bullies …
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I can’t recall ever seeing an old black and white photograph of someone with acne.
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Naming your cat “Whiskers” is like naming your kid “Eyebrows.”
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If I’m a 7 out of 10, that’s the same as 3.5 out of 5. I probably wouldn’t buy me on Amazon.
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Eating a lollipop is just swallowing your flavored spit.
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Can we celebrate 4/20 on 2/10 and 1/5 since they are all reduced fractions?
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When I get in my car, I’m always surprised how loud I liked to listen to music yesterday.
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Ctrl+Alt+Del is telling your computer “I want to speak to a manager”
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I wonder if I’ve ever unknowingly started a chain of events that catastrophically changed someones life, for better or worse.
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Every public bathroom toilet should have a foot pedal to flush instead of a handle.
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Pizza is eaten from the inside out.
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You know you’re adult when you have the freedom to eat ice cream for breakfast….. but you choose not to.
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If the Mayans had predicted 2016 as the final year instead of 2012, it would have been pretty convincing.
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Every day you don’t die increases the probability that you will die the next day.
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I wonder if I've ever received the same dollar twice.
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Your social status determines if you are either murdered or assassinated.
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Every time I check my pockets for my wallet, keys, and phone, I do 25% of the macarena.
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In three years, someone could make “That 90’s Show” and the time difference would be the same as it was for “That 70’s Show”
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