The Very Internet

@TheVeryInternet

I was born with qualia but I identify as philosophical zombie

Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2016.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    The high status humans are at it again. Better signal my allegiances

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  2. 2. velj

    sorry can't tonight. I have to wash my wife

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  3. 31. sij

    God, in His infinite wisdom, has made each and every creature exactly as horny as it needs to be.

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  4. 28. sij

    oh you're the Carrie of your friend group? that's nice. I'm the Jesus of mine

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  5. 24. sij

    just read that the guy who wrote the Witcher books thinks his books made the game popular and not the other way around... mf, the dude that PLAYS the Witcher on netflix was like, "there's books??"

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  6. 23. sij

    Every little thing that annoys me is indicative of a broad societal problem so terrible that everyone has to drop everything and solve it immediately

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  7. 16. sij

    was named a Friend of Israel after my large donation to the holocaust museum but they immediately revoked it bc my acceptance speech was all about how "the Jewish girl community has given me, a lot of pussy"

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  8. 15. sij

    can't imagine anything more tedious than being a "proud X", for any X

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  9. 7. sij

    Actors' political views shouldn't be dismissed just because they are rich. They should be dismissed because they are idiots

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  10. 6. sij

    denouncing Science as bigoted after learning that the top and bottom quarks are not named after the types of gay man

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  11. An American made fun of Irish spelling for not making any sense (it doesn't) and Irish ppl came back with "it DOES TOO make sense", "this is Oppression", etc, instead of simply pointing out that English spelling doesn't make any sense either

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  12. People are going on about 2020 but they never realized how special 2019 was: 420+420+420+69+69+69+69+69+69+69+69+69+69+69 = 2019

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  13. yelling at the engagement diamond store because a ring of +1 marriage shouldn't cost more than 5 coins, and actually, marriage might even be a debuff,

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  14. accidentally ate Doritos Logos and now I can only utter necessary truths. it's hurting my sales at the Honda dealership

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    How many cubes can you spin in your mind at once? That's your cubescore.

    Prikaži ovu nit
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    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    This unknown author sums up why it’s one of the best!

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  17. Unbelievable how predictive it is for someone to have an American flag or a rose emoji next to their name. Garbage every time

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  18. after I die don't put (RIP) after my name when you mention me in writing. put (GOATSE) instead. that way someone who's never heard of it might google it

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  19. every new installment of a movie franchise is like, "the stakes have never been higher". "their biggest adventure yet". why am I wasting my time watching stuff that is gonna get surpassed. I'll just see the lastest episode of every franchise the day before I die

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    9. stu 2019.
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    6. stu 2019.

    3 CHANGES I'D MAKE TO THE HUMAN BODY: 1. Merge the 2 ears into a double ear on one side of the head and call it a “Listener”. “Talk into my Listener” you'd say 2. Shrink size of the Listener by 50% so it looks nice 3. Add a 2nd Listener on the other side of the head for symmetry

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