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@TheTweetOfGod @paniq are we allowed to use it? "I didn't mess up I'm just working in mysterious ways"

Lmao RT@TheTweetOfGod: "When does a fetus become a person?" In nearly all cases, in the most profound sense, never.

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The only thing that fails is our understanding of the destination, G-d's end game for His creation. @TheTweetOfGod

@TheTweetOfGod Amen!

@TheTweetOfGod Or, maybe for a lack in any visible logic.

@TheTweetOfGod Yo, God! If you would drop a shred of cynicism for just an instant, you might remember that Light you made. #NOTaboutChurch !

@TheTweetOfGod "...working in mysterious ways." and "The world isn't far." is what I was taught. I like to see smiles while hope'n memories.

@TheTweetOfGod lol, this is the best tweet ever.

@drauski "@thetweetofgod "Working in mysterious ways" is the greatest euphemism for failure ever devised." You'll work in mysterious ways :P

@TheTweetOfGod Dear God I know you are disappointed with the REFORM MORONS Go have a hot chocolate& early bed You'll feel better tomorrow.

@TheTweetOfGod if you created the everything, then you created the devil. Which by the way was a real dick move. #clickyourfingersanditsdone

@TheTweetOfGod "Working in mysterious ways" is the greatest euphemism for failure ever devised.

@TheTweetOfGod if you know someone is going to die next week why won't you give them a heads up before they take out a loan today?

@TheTweetOfGod Dear God, please make Lori die!! #walkingdead #loriinlabor

@TheTweetOfGod, Thank you God for saving me.

@TheTweetOfGod. Thank God! I have been working in mysterious ways all my life then!