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I'm not where I want to be career-wise.
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SUPER BOWL PREDICTION New England 0. And that's all that matters.
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Congratulations Britain on the dawn of a new error.
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A common error in prayer technique is sitting around asking for stuff. Most experts agree a more effective method is getting off your ass and doing something.
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And unmarried pedophile priests.https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1220339575366864896 …
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What doesn't kill you just needs a little more time.
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ANNOUNCEMENT As of today My son: • Is stepping away from heavenly duties • Will no longer be referred to as “Son of God” • Will no longer receive funds from Christianity • Will repay indigenous people for the cost of missionary work • Will spend most of his time in Canada
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I created you as mosquito food.
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Hey Basij, I'll make you a deal: if you let the students you're terrorizing and threatening to kill at Amir Kabir University go, I promise to restore your penises to normal size.
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Iran, the people of the world stand with you! Actually, no. Most of them don't care about you or even know you exist. But I stand with you! Actually, no. I'm imaginary. But YOU stand with you. And that's all you need.
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Fuck these mullahfuckers.
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The government took the plane down "by accident". Maybe the people should take the government down on purpose.
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Iran, you've been a cradle of civilization for over 10,000 years. You are truly too old for this shit.
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In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst human being in the world would be two different people.
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From now on only bad things happen.
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Attention: Will the owners of a blue planet with plate tectonics please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.
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Say what you like about the President, but you have to admit: he's a fucking piece of shit.
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There's a direct link between climate change and not doing anything about climate change.
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