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In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst human being in the world would be two different people.
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Retweet this and everything will magically get better.
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On second thought, maybe we should tone down the inflammatory language a bit. "Indict" the motherfucker.
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Seriously though, we kid around a lot here on Twitter, but impeach the motherfucker.
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I have no interest in you or your life.
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Despite all their disagreements, human beings are fundamentally stupid.
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Im little tipsy right now but I just want to thank all of you for following Me on twitter you guys are amazing and all kidding aside happy new year and I look forward to seeing you in March when the apocalypse comes and Jesus is telling Me to shut up cuz Im drunk but fuck you Jes
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This year I'm going to be more of the kind of God that you deserve. Yes, that's a threat.
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Wishing you all a happy and healthy 2020, because 2019 is going to suck.
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I admire the state of Alabama's single-minded determination to be great at college football and bad at everything else in the world.
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Retweeting this will be the last thing you'll ever do.
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I make this resolution every new year and then don’t follow through but I SWEAR 2019 will be the year I kill you all.
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Sex is a beautiful but sacred thing and you shouldn’t have it until you and your partner are absolutely sure you're horny.
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Sometimes I watch you in the shower.
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SHIT! I FORGOT JUNIOR'S BIRTHDAY!
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On this date 2,018 years ago, nothing happened. Also it wasn't this date.
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I do not love you. I hate you, Sarah Sanders. I can't stress this enough.https://twitter.com/PressSec/status/1077308588945784832 …
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Sometimes I wonder what I'm doing with your life.
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I know things look bad now but soon they will look good by comparison.
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I won't stop tweeting until I have more followers than the Catholic Church has victims. I'll be here a while, is what I'm saying.
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The Catholic Church is, in the most real and literal sense, an organized crime institution.https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1075516066997157888 …
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