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  1. Przypięty tweet
    29 sty 2018

    In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst human being in the world would be two different people.

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  2. 5 godzin temu

    Retweet this for a 10% discount on how good a life you need to lead to get into heaven. (Limit one RT per sinner.)

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  3. 21 godzin temu

    At the end of the day, it's 11:59pm.

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  4. 25 kwi

    Once you start allowing gay people to marry, what's next? Going on with your life in exactly the same way you did before?

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  5. 25 kwi

    Marriage is between a man and a woman. Except gay marriage, obviously.

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  6. 24 kwi

    There is no life after death, and often, not much life before it either.

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  7. 24 kwi

    I have little to no idea what I’m doing.

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  8. 23 kwi

    The next time I create mankind I'll conduct an environmental impact study first.

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  9. 22 kwi

    Most homophobes are secretly gay. However, most arachnophobes are not secretly spiders.

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  10. 22 kwi

    This give the planet what it really wants: the spontaneous disappearance of 99% of you.

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  11. podał/a dalej
    22 kwi 2018

    Only one species on Earth is so arrogantly alienated from its ecosystem it has to set aside a day just to reluctantly acknowledge it lives on a planet.

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  12. 21 kwi

    You keep acting as if I like some of you but not others of you when, in fact, I like none of you.

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  13. podał/a dalej
    31 mar 2018

    The Easter Bunny is a ridiculous myth that completely detracts from the factual reality of the Son of God rising from the dead.

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  14. 20 kwi

    ! I created cannabis for you. The Garden of Eden was full of it. In fact that was Eve's downfall. She got the munchies.

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  15. 20 kwi

    Human beings are the only species on earth who are all a bunch of morons.

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  16. 19 kwi

    It wasn’t a for Jesus, I can tell you that.

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  17. 19 kwi

    It’s weird being an atheist when you have My job.

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  18. 17 kwi

    Only Beyoncé can save you now.

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  19. podał/a dalej
    16 mar 2018

    If hell existed it would be inhabited exclusively by those who thought others were going there.

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  20. 12 kwi

    If anyone ever tells you I talked to them, tell them you talked to Me, and I told you to tell them I wasn't talking to them, and shut up.

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  21. 11 kwi

    You can do something about climate change. You won’t, though.

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