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"Just kidding; be absolutely terrified." Mark 5:37https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/958301887824105479 …
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You are your only hope.
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In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst human being in the world would be two different people.
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Meta-analysis: Millions of Americans are fucking morons.https://twitter.com/politico/status/957239789929017344 …
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There is a plot to get rid of
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At this point I'm just like, whatever.
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I'm shutting down too.
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If you haven't already, check out My interview with
@neiltyson in which I KICK HIS ASTROPHYSICAL COSMOLOGIST ASS!!!https://twitter.com/StarTalkRadio/status/954410276249571333 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Remember sanity? Those were the days.
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I didn't make him. Period.https://twitter.com/CNN/status/953379885879357440 …
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Fuck these fucking motherfuckers so fucking much.
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God Retweeted
We have been deemed “racist” for tweeting that Martin Luther King plagiarized his dissertation and speeches. It has come to the point in our country where actually telling the truth can be a bad thing. Look it up, idiots.
#MartinLutherKingJrDay
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God Retweeted
The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards impeachment.
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I will never be verified because I have never been verified.
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Omnipresence is just a fancy word for stalking.
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I command all of thee to follow these people for crucial cross-promotional reasons:
@Disjointed@LizAlderfer@MsKathyBates@toneBell@dougies_dimples@RealElizabethHo@AaroncMoten@Reddsaidit@BirdySoderdy@SullivanNicole@MichaelTruccoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Would it help if I existed? Because I'm willing to do that if it would help.
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No matter what happens, always remember: I could not care less.
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Many of you are saying punctuation always goes inside the quote. That may be the rule but it's nonsensical when the punctuation applies to the entire sentence and the quote does not. Example: Those who correct God go in the file marked "Hellbound".
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1. "Its", not "it's". 2. Colon (or comma), not semicolon, before "God". 3. Missing adjectival en-dash in "same-sex". 4. No comma after "couples". 5. Missing end quotation mark after "Civilly United". 6. Wrong, hateful and insane.https://twitter.com/RevRandy1450/status/950421323024510976 …
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