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    Mar 31

    Available now for download: the Passover Seder Spectacular! Featuring Jesus, Anne Frank, Bob Dylan, Allan Ginsburg, and in this clip, a rare actual appearance from Elijah the Prophet, whose enthusiasm cannot be curbed! ⬇️ Listen to Full Ep ⬇️

    30 replies 43 retweets 313 likes
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  2. 15 hours ago

    Tomorrow on , I sit down with Dr. Michio Kaku () to discuss quantum physics, black holes, parallel universes, and other cool things I don't remember creating! ⬇️ Listen to Full Ep ⬇️

    35 replies 102 retweets 767 likes
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  3. 16 hours ago

    Once you die that's it.

    873 replies 2,078 retweets 19,808 likes
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  4. Apr 6

    Male, female, nonbinary, transgender: at the end of the day, everyone's preferred pronoun is "I".

    197 replies 1,480 retweets 17,836 likes
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  5. Apr 6

    Anyone who tells you to stay out of politics should not be in politics.

    73 replies 839 retweets 9,536 likes
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  6. Apr 5

    America: where minorities, for good reason, fear getting shot, and white people, for no reason, fear getting shots.

    108 replies 2,408 retweets 17,490 likes
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  7. Apr 5

    Death is the ultimate life hack.

    80 replies 675 retweets 6,161 likes
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  8. Apr 5

    Thanks for the tip!

    A magnitude 15 earthquake would destroy Earth
    149 replies 877 retweets 11,453 likes
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  9. Apr 5

    Love thy neighbor as thyself, assholes.

    118 replies 668 retweets 6,993 likes
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  10. Apr 5

    One of these days someone should start a religion based entirely on the teachings of Jesus Christ in the New Testament.

    350 replies 1,178 retweets 11,934 likes
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  11. Apr 4

    Meh.

    ~ God cares.
    59 replies 724 retweets 9,237 likes
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  12. Apr 4

    I hope you've all learned some lessons from this pandemic, because I'm warning you: I sure have.

    122 replies 628 retweets 9,105 likes
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  13. Apr 4

    The things some people find believable are unbelievable.

    99 replies 957 retweets 8,367 likes
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  14. Apr 4

    I hate the Easter Bunny because it makes the idea that I have a son who was born to a virgin and rose from the dead seem like a silly kids' myth.

    184 replies 1,083 retweets 11,088 likes
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  15. Apr 4

    He is risen. And he is PISSED.

    510 replies 3,068 retweets 30,348 likes
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  16. Apr 2

    Cancel Culture falsely implies the existence of culture.

    113 replies 1,423 retweets 16,028 likes
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  17. Apr 2

    Nearly 2,000 years ago, Jesus died for your sins. In the next 100 years, the world will die for yours.

    307 replies 2,426 retweets 18,275 likes
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  18. Apr 1

    Among the all-star cast attending My Passover Seder Spectacular: legendary beat poet Allen Ginsberg! Listen to Allan deliver a blessing and get freaky on My ass. Then download the rest of the episode! ⬇️ Listen to Full Ep ⬇️

    4 replies 30 retweets 224 likes
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  19. Apr 1

    The first Easter fell on April Fool's and man, did that prank get out of hand.

    137 replies 2,191 retweets 20,177 likes
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  20. Mar 31

    Organized religion in a nutshell.

    334 replies 922 retweets 5,541 likes
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