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    Mar 31

    Available now for download: the Passover Seder Spectacular! Featuring Jesus, Anne Frank, Bob Dylan, Allan Ginsburg, and in this clip, a rare actual appearance from Elijah the Prophet, whose enthusiasm cannot be curbed! ⬇️ Listen to Full Ep ⬇️

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  2. 15 hours ago

    Tomorrow on , I sit down with Dr. Michio Kaku () to discuss quantum physics, black holes, parallel universes, and other cool things I don't remember creating! ⬇️ Listen to Full Ep ⬇️

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  3. 16 hours ago

    Once you die that's it.

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  4. Apr 6

    Male, female, nonbinary, transgender: at the end of the day, everyone's preferred pronoun is "I".

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  5. Apr 6

    Anyone who tells you to stay out of politics should not be in politics.

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  6. Apr 5

    America: where minorities, for good reason, fear getting shot, and white people, for no reason, fear getting shots.

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  7. Apr 5

    Death is the ultimate life hack.

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  8. Apr 5
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  9. Apr 5

    Love thy neighbor as thyself, assholes.

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  10. Apr 5

    One of these days someone should start a religion based entirely on the teachings of Jesus Christ in the New Testament.

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  11. Apr 4
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  12. Apr 4

    I hope you've all learned some lessons from this pandemic, because I'm warning you: I sure have.

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  13. Apr 4

    The things some people find believable are unbelievable.

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  14. Apr 4

    I hate the Easter Bunny because it makes the idea that I have a son who was born to a virgin and rose from the dead seem like a silly kids' myth.

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  15. Apr 4

    He is risen. And he is PISSED.

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  16. Apr 2

    Cancel Culture falsely implies the existence of culture.

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  17. Apr 2

    Nearly 2,000 years ago, Jesus died for your sins. In the next 100 years, the world will die for yours.

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  18. Apr 1

    Among the all-star cast attending My Passover Seder Spectacular: legendary beat poet Allen Ginsberg! Listen to Allan deliver a blessing and get freaky on My ass. Then download the rest of the episode! ⬇️ Listen to Full Ep ⬇️

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  19. Apr 1

    The first Easter fell on April Fool's and man, did that prank get out of hand.

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  20. Mar 31
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