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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 27

    Tomorrow on a very special : My complete, historic, no-holds-barred sit-down interview with Joan of Arc at New York's 92nd Street Y () from earlier this year. Abortion. Racism. Scientology. The afterlife. Every topic was on the table, and every topic was addressed.

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  2. 17 hours ago

    May is the most conditional month.

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  3. Apr 30

    About to interview the late great RBG for the . Anyone have any questions for her?

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  4. Apr 30

    You are temporarily immortal.

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  5. Apr 30

    This is really, really, really good.

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  6. Apr 29

    Listen to My for free. If you don't find it every bit as entertaining as My Twitter feed, I'll give you your money back. That's the God Guarantee®. ⬇️ Listen to Full Ep ⬇️

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  7. Apr 29

    The sad truth about being an asshole is it works.

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  8. Apr 29

    People who don't get sarcasm are really, really, really smart.

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  9. Apr 29

    What do I think of Scientology? Find out in this clip from this week's , a recording of Joan of Arc's recent interview with Me at the 92nd Street Y (). ⬇️ Listen to Full Ep ⬇️

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  10. Apr 28

    Did anyone else notice Biden's subtle policy shift AWAY from white supremacy?

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  11. Apr 28

    Yes, atheists molest kids too. But when they're caught they get arrested, not reassigned.

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  12. Apr 28

    Catholic priests oppose abortion because it leaves them with fewer kids to molest. There. I said it.

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  13. Apr 28

    I'll be interested to hear how they rule on this moral quandary, since so many of them molest children.

    Catholic Bishops to debate calling on Biden to stop taking communion
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  14. Apr 28

    What does the success of Twitter mean for humanity? Hear the answer below. Then hear many more answers to other profound questions on this week's , as Joan of Arc interviews Me at the 92nd Street Y (). ⬇️ Listen to Full Ep ⬇️

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  15. Apr 28

    Can confirm.

    Wanna make God laugh? Tell Him your plan.
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  16. Apr 27

    Retweet this or there will be no consequences.

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  17. Apr 27

    And as for Randy Quaid... he thinks I look just fine.

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  18. Apr 27

    A lot of people ask why I'm an old white guy. Not old white guys though.

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    Apr 27
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    Looking forward to this one.

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  20. Apr 27

    I'm getting too eternal for this shit.

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