-the Canadian government is refusing to stop apologizing regardless." ... So yeah. :P
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Don Quixote
@TheTrueQuixote
The great Don Quixote. Protector of women, defender of chivalry.
Seattle, WashingtonJoined September 2012
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-who is responsible, or what the point of it is. It is clear, however, that it originated in Washington State, rather than Canada, however-
-scrawled across its hindquarters. It appeared at the Washington-Canadian border.Nobody in the entire state has any idea where it came from-
It reads as follows: "Authorities and border patrol are baffled by the random appearance of a donkey with some sort of math equation-
Breaking my 'last tweet' statement once more, to tell you guys about a small newspaper article I found.
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Just letting everyone know I've settled back to normal, with my, er, new pets. :P This will be my last tweet. Thank you all so much. :)
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I'll be using this account sparingly, as I've got some stuff to work out while I adjust to normalcy again.
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Oh, by the way, Don heard the song you guys made. He was quite fond of it.
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The only reason we're still here is because this is apparently not the weirdest stuff that the owners have experienced. I don't dare ask...
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Or the time Don barged into the newlywed's room at night once because they were being to... you now, LOUD. ... But they totally were.
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...Or the time our travelling musician pair shared some of their "special" tea with Don and... never mind.
...Or Kayleigh being allergic to cats and Queenclaw deciding that sleeping on me and getting fur all over me is just swell.
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Or Binky headbutting his way through one of the entrances and then just standing there like he was waiting for applause.
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Like Charlotte showing up in impossible places. Such as in people's beds between two locked doors and a floor between them...
He;s chosen that contentment over anymore absurd ideas. ... Not that that hasn't stopped absurd things from happening all around us.
Brad here. Seems today's the deadline. He's counting on you guys, do your best. I can tell you that he is extremely content here.
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I'm sorry for the silence friends, but there is a reason I wasn't in a hurry. I'm aware of the time I have left... but...
I suppose saying 'Don' is actually easier than saying Don Quixote,or The Don, or even.Before my experiences here I would have been offended-
I have no idea why that's a good thing in his mind. Help understanding? He loves this "Rock Opera" stuff.
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He said "Kayleigh absolutely HATES Rock Opera!" He then stood there with a stupid smile on his face, and then walked off.
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Brad approached me last night and whispered "You won't believe it Don!" "That's not actually my name..." I said. Yet again. Nobody listens.
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This is Don. My impression of my fellow guests here is fantastic. I believe Brad feels the same (no, not just about Miss Kayleigh).
People of this world have ultimately been my greatest allies. I feel making a few more friends wouldn't be a day wasted, time limit or no.
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-important or meaningful things, but I feel one day, at least, would be well spent simply learning about a few more people.
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-I shall endeavor to learn more about the other people present. I've spent a lot of these last days doing fun, or interesting, or-
I know Brad wishes to spend the day attempted to woo Miss Kayleigh, so considering how much he's done for me-
Eggs Benedict is served. How the owners made this meal without... well, without what happened to us, will remain a mystery.
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I do believe every single bit of Brad is completely focused on this lovely young woman.
This is Don. Brad very nearly dropped Techno when the owners' granddaughter, Miss Kayleigh Narcisi, entered the room.
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SWEET BABY JESUS, Techno's going back to Don now, something else has my full attention.
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::Ahem:: ... The Suarez siblings just mentioned how while they were on the road up north, they saw a donkey with math painted on its butt.
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We should be sitting down to breakfast in about 40 minutes. We've met everyone except the Narcisi granddaughter.
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Room 1 has an older gentleman staying alone named Oliver Davis. He doesn't seem talkative, I only know his name because Antonia mentioned it
Room 2 is occupied by a pair of traveling musicians twins, Paolo and Antonia Suarez, whom I just met. They seem kind, if shy.