Very Stable Sock Monkey

@TheToesKnows1

When I was a baby I had no teeth. I couldn't get a job. I couldn't eat meat. (Known to delete tweets that shoulda been more funny)

Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2011.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    19. sij
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    Everyone is over-thinking this. Just lead him out of the White House with a trail of hamberders and lock the damn doors. Done and done. 👍

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    Every. Single. Fucking. Election. 1. Hand counted 2. Paper ballots 3. Records preserved 4. Absolutely nothing posted until a second count is complete. Do I have to do ALL of this for you?

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    I just heard the news that Rush Limbaugh has advanced lung cancer. I’m going to show you how this should be done: I wish Rush a speedy and complete recovery from his cancer. Human being pro-tip: don’t wish cancer on *anyone*...even on your adversaries.

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  4. 3. velj

    There are people that think this is a serious tweet. As if it’s normal to put quotes around your own tweet. And who types out “WAAAAAAAAHHH!!!” if they were actually crying? What a time to be alive. 👍

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    2. velj

    Im sick of having a good President fix a lot of things and then have a Republican come and undo it and create another mess EVERY FUCKING TIME.

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    2. velj

    At the intermission of musicals there should be a very short football game

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    2. velj

    Tomorrow - 02/02/2020 - will be the only palindromic date this century.

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    1. velj

    Watch my new standup special in the US: In the UK: It is in many other countries too (Canada, Australia…) if they have some version of . Super!🏕

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    1. velj

    What's the most unbelievable part of Iron Man 3? 1. Guys in flying suits 2. Enhanced humans who spontaneously explode 3. Drug addict fake terrorist named "The Mandarin" 4. The corrupt VPOTUS gets arrested and faces justice

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    31. sij

    What platform do you play on?

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    30. sij

    Testimony of Bidens is irrelevant. It’s like asking a robbery victim to testify about why he had all that money in the first place. It is not relevant to the question of whether the defendant committed robbery. This is an effort to distract from Trump’s conduct and smear Biden.

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    30. sij
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    29. sij

    Question for GOP senators: If you don’t want a fair trial, why should anyone think you want a fair election?

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    30. sij

    If someone is wearing electronic jewelry or other accessories, this does not disqualify them from testifying at this trial. Example: there's a senator from SC there who's wearing a Putin buttplug, an NRA cock ring and a trump shock collar on his scrotum.

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    30. sij

    I wonder if Hunter Biden read 25 books on Ukrainian energy and corruption

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    29. sij

    Greatest thing I have ever seen on google!!!! 😂 😷 💀

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    Maitre’d: “Better, Sir?” Mr Creosote: “Better get me a bucket...”

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    28. sij

    What do you see?

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    27. sij

    Republicans: "It's a problem that this is happening in an election year when we could just let the people decide at the polls." EXCEPT....the president was impeached for INTERFERING WITH ELECTIONS.

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  21. 27. sij

    2020. The year of the optometrist!

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