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  1. 26 Jul 2017

    Well, that's all, friends! I hope you enjoyed the Toast vol. II; consider it a bonus for being at work on a Wednesday in late july.

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  2. 26 Jul 2017

    gosh what a day, we have really missed you buddies

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  3. 26 Jul 2017

    Christina Rossetti'd "Goblin Market," As I Understand It (It's About Fruit)

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  4. 26 Jul 2017

    Lord Byron's "Fare Thee Well," or "I Just Think It's FUNNY How..."

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  5. 26 Jul 2017

    wait he lets bugs turn people into a house to keep his mom-tree alive because she has dementia???

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  6. 26 Jul 2017

    Questions I Asked During The Only Episode Of Doctor Who I Have Ever Seen Until My Friend Asked Me To Write Them Down

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  7. 26 Jul 2017

    "The Getty Museum? Why, I'd be Pasadena to speak to you." Joan Didion Takes A Call

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  8. 26 Jul 2017

    "I like your severe gray bob." "I like YOUR severe gray bob." Joan Didion and Anna Wintour: Best Friends Forever

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    who's sharing on FB today? NOT ME BECAUSE I NO LONGER HAVE FB PUBLISHING ACCESS, THE DEEPEST CUT OF ALL

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  10. 26 Jul 2017

    do you guys capitalize the "the" in the Toast? I could never figure it out

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  11. Retweeted
    26 Jul 2017

    One day only, Vasily.

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  12. 26 Jul 2017

    hi

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  13. 26 Jul 2017
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    Analysoast. Please forgive the spelling errors. I have not seen the Internet in a year, and am trembling and covered in some sort of jelly.

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  14. 26 Jul 2017

    So, How Have You Been Keeping Busy? A Post-Toast Analysis (Nicole Would Not Let Me Call It "Post-Toast Alanysoast")

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  15. 26 Jul 2017
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  16. 26 Jul 2017

    Nicole just now: "I typed 'S-o' into youtube and the first autofill was Sophie Grégoire-Trudeau singing" (which is what she was looking for)

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  17. 26 Jul 2017

    "yacht-adjacent" Harvard Magazine Personal Ads’ Many Synonyms For “Rich” and “Thin”

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  18. 26 Jul 2017
    Replying to

    it's been a YEAR

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  19. 26 Jul 2017

    Nicole to me just now: you forgot to put in an excerpt for the 10am post again

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  20. 26 Jul 2017
    Replying to

    now it clacks when I type and I can't decide if that's good or bad. also my hands look like I own a boat

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