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    2. Joe Weisenthal‏ @TheStalwart 3 May 2019
      Replying to @TPCarney

      Have I told you my theory about the importance of lawns?

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      Joe Weisenthal‏ @TheStalwart 3 May 2019
      Replying to @TPCarney

      Lawns are an important signaling device, because they tell your neighbors that you have your shit together. We don't want to police each other's lives or violate each other's privacy, but if you can keep a lawn green, short and weed free, it's a decent recurring competence test.

      12:54 PM - 3 May 2019
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        2. Scott Lincicome‏Verified account @scottlincicome 3 May 2019
          Replying to @TheStalwart @TPCarney

          This is 100% true.

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        3. Dean Clark‏ @earldean71 3 May 2019
          Replying to @scottlincicome @TheStalwart @TPCarney

          This is perhaps the best thing Joe has ever written.

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        1. Josiah Neeley  🤔‏ @jneeley78 3 May 2019
          Replying to @TheStalwart @TPCarney

          I’m in trouble

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        1. Sir Humphrey‏ @bdquinn 3 May 2019
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          Whoops.

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        1. Heisenberg‏ @atheist_in_nc 3 May 2019
          Replying to @TheStalwart @TPCarney

          A slightly different perspective... when I drive through a middle class subdivision, I can spot the rental houses by the quality of the lawns.

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        2. Bruce Bartlett‏ @BruceBartlett 3 May 2019
          Replying to @TheStalwart @TPCarney

          I'm fucked.

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        3. too many covid dead to keep counting‏ @wearaGDmask 3 May 2019
          Replying to @BruceBartlett @TheStalwart @TPCarney

          umm what does it say about people who tear out their lawns and plant groundcover & shrubbery that doesn't require weekly manicures...

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        1. Positada‏ @Positada 3 May 2019
          Replying to @TheStalwart @TPCarney

          I disagree. If we all had lawns as ill-maintained and seemingly chemical-free as Mr. Carney's, the world would be a better place

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        1. Andy Dildô‏ @Echo_VIII 3 May 2019
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          Fuck them neighbors

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        1. The Mall Krampus‏ @cakotz 3 May 2019
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          Thank you for offering up your mentions as an experimental ground to see how deeply the crossover between MMT Twitter and doctrinaire Left-Urbanist Twitter runs

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