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The pronunciation of incoming NZ Prime Minister Chris Hipkins’ name will lead to the first Trans-Tasman war
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Ever wanted to be as successful and beloved as Gerry Harvey or Alan Joyce? You need to start using words that confuse and annoy your colleagues. Here's some jargon that will help you get ahead at work. A thread 🧵. First up, a phrase that I think is a real win-win. 1/
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We’re about to discover that Scott Morrison secretly swore himself in as New Zealand Prime Minister two years ago
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Qantas has released a statement regarding the forced landing of QF144, saying Alan Joyce will receive an additional bonus
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Scott Morrison says that for his 21st birthday he dressed up as an airline pilot. And a hairdresser. And a welder. And a builder. And a truck driver. And a cricketer. And a football player. And a barman. And a
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This never would’ve happened if Gladys was still in power. Gladys would never have been able to recall what she wore at her 21st birthday party
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Perrottet says it was never his intention to get the nazi costume but the fancy dress shop was totally out of klan outfits
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Conservative tributes to George Pell are basically like: “Apart from enabling paedophiles, it’s very difficult to find fault with the man” OR “Sure, he may have overseen a culture of abuse. But he was a fantastic conversationalist”
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