Aaron

@TheSarcasmShow

Writer of jokes and future star of a cancelled TV show

Kansas City
Joined March 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    21 Dec 2018
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  2. 8 hours ago

    Why stop at the wall? We should build a roof and hang a nice chandelier above Kansas.

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  3. 11 hours ago

    The fact that we even talk about "likability" factor when choosing a President shows how stupid we are as a nation. You aren't hanging out with them. The only thing that matters is what policies they are for.

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  4. 16 hours ago

    Okay, Trump is literally making my brain hurt trying to understand him.

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  5. 16 hours ago

    Trump just now.... To stop human trafficking you have to force the coyotes to drive to the left

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  6. 17 hours ago

    Fuck yeah I see it's okay for a racist white President to have colorful language but not okay for a woman of color to do the same. Congresswoman Tlaib is one of my new faves.

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  7. 19 hours ago

    If ya'll are criticizing Ellen, then you've taken political correctness too far.

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  8. Jan 3

    Some people's twitter accounts are way better than any TED Talks....

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  9. Jan 3

    That didn't take long. The start of "Up for reelection in 2020 Republicans" going against the Trump.

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  10. Jan 3

    The right's obsession with AOC has nothing to do with her socialist views but everything to do with old men wanting to f*ck her. It's creepy. Stop it.

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  11. Jan 3

    Speaker Pelosi>>>>Unemployed Paul Ryan

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  12. Jan 3
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  13. Jan 2
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  14. Jan 2

    Starting tomorrow, Paul Ryan will officially be in charge of nothing. Beautiful day.

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  15. Jan 2

    Law & Order: D.C. starts tomorrow

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  16. Jan 1

    Unless it's with Beyonce then I'll keep my phone

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  17. Jan 1

    "Calm down and enjoy the ride" Everything Trump says sounds like he is about to rape you

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  18. Dec 31

    I just love that the country takes a day to worship alcohol

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  19. Retweeted
    Dec 31
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    Thank you. And here's to a new year filled with lots of reasons to laugh with joy.

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  20. Retweeted
    Dec 31
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    You did, thank you. Let's up the ante to these motherfuckers in power this year and do our best to make a comedy out of tragedy.

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  21. Retweeted
    Dec 31
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    You made me laugh! Happy New Year Aaron! 🎆🎇✨🎈🎉🎊

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