I think I'm going to start a neighborhood watch. Strictly looking for Karens. Those thugs are everywhere.
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@TheSarcasmShow
Writer of jokes and future star of a cancelled TV show
Kansas CityJoined March 2009
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Mitch McConnell falling in the shower is the closest we have gotten to toppling politcal corruption we have ever had.
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The conservative supreme court is going to block Biden's student loan bailout. Conservatives need to do better with the youth to win elections and being anti-science and anti-student loan reform ain't going to do that.
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White women have more privilege than white men, ya'll are white and have a pussy, ya'll just not using it correctly.
Don't listen to me, I'm drunk.
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Another super bowl victory for Mahomes and the chiefs. Tom Brady as the goat may only last a few more years.
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Dr. Dre now has an award in his honor every year at the grammys. Who has a history of domestic violence, who has changed which is great. In an era where people who make jokes of domestic violence are immediately tried to be cancelled. I'm just saying leave comedians alone.
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Because their voters will believe anything.
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Democrats aren’t banning gas stoves. The government isn’t coming for your guns. The border isn’t wide open. The elections weren't rigged. Schools aren’t grooming kids. @POTUS isn’t corrupt. Babies aren’t being murdered after they’re born. Why do Republicans lie so much?
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Cnn was bought by a conservative and I said nothing, but not letting andy cohen and andersond cooper to drink is why you trail in all of the ratings.
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I call bullshit on 1-800-Junk. They said they clear out your junk, but refused to take my ex. Bastards.
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My favorite movies used to be horror movies, but those movies aren't as scary anymore as the real world with mass shooting, extreme climate change, conservatives and football teams going into playoff games with lackluster offensive lines.
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Elon Musk bought twitter to do to liberals what conservatives falsely think big tech does to them.
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Hunter Biden should do Only Fans, because these conservatives can't get enough of his dick.
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And he didn't even do it well.
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Matt Taibbi always was, and still remains, a fraud. Doing PR for the richest person in the world should come as no surprise.
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There is no bottom until Lindsey Graham shows up.
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When you are too crazy for Alex Jones.
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Alex Jones desperately tries to get Kanye West to clarify that he doesn't actually love Hitler ... but nope.
Ye: "There's a lot of things that I love about Hitler. A lot of things."
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A dead terrorist is justice served.
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Ashli Babbitt deserves justice.
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If you tweet anything negative at Elon Musk, he suspends your account. You know, like a supporter of free speech does.
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Kanye West had a billion dollar empire and now he has the life of an unemployed conservative influencer.
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On his way to meet Trump at Mar-a-Lago yesterday, Kanye West was filmed walking through Miami's airport with misogynistic antisemitic white nationalist Christian fascist incel Nick Fuentes. twitter.com/kanyewest/stat…
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Breaking News: Biden has just won re-election.
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A twice impeached former president who's facing multiple civil and criminal investigations, who lost in 2020, and who led his party to substantial losses in 2018, 2021, and 2022 just announced a new presidential bid.
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Of all of the things that covid ended, basketball coaches not having to wear suits has to be the most random.
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After each election cycle, they should send Steve Kornacki's khakis to the hall of fame.
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Watch inflation get magically better now that the midterms are over, because corporate America wanted conservatives to win to eventually get those taxe cuts permanent.
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Is this really you, Adam? He is my fantasy qb. Can we video chat so I know you are real?
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Cardinals’ HC Kliff Kingsbury told reporters today that, whether QB Kyler Murray can play Sunday vs. the Rams, will be a game-time decision.
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They are going to have to do away with this twitter blue, it is literally going to cause market volatility.
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Spokesperson for pharmaceutical giant Eli Lilly says they're in communication with Twitter to address the fake-but-verified Eli Lilly tweet that has been up for three hours and has 1,500 retweets and 10,000 likes wapo.st/3UrrHSs
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