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BREAKING — L2 Arbitrum Teases Gumdrop “Kaugummikauer Economists agree Ethere-yum has become too expensive for the average consumer, and well beyond the reach of any practical third-world adoption.” Web3's mostly credible source has the scoop👇
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L2 Arbitrum Teases Gumdrop
WRIGLEYVILLE — Ethereum’s stretchy mainnet is simply no longer the industry’s only tasty solution. The engineers at Offchain Labs teased an elastic new solution they’ve been cooking up. But the...
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NEWSLETTER — Get all The Rug jokes str8 to your inbox Mid Jan edition: 📢 Satoshi Speaker of the House ⛏️Ethereum Proof-of-Work miners discovered in a cave in Colorado 🥘97% of Americans think "The Fed" is a buffet chain "Dear eye squares," #TheRug
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Satoshi Voted Next Speaker of the House
Satoshi Speaker of the House, Ethereum Proof-of-Work miners discovered in a cave in Colorado, and 97% of American think "The Fed" is a buffet chain.
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COLORADO — PoW Miners Discovered in Lost Mine “'They started on some lecture about why work was better than steak or something, but they lost me...,' said one of the rescuers." Web3's mostly credible source has the scoop👇
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PoW Miners Discovered in Lost Mine
COLORADO — While excavating a mountainside for a highway tunnel near Aspen, construction workers stumbled upon a group of self-described “miners”. Strangely, these miners had no mining gear, even...
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BREAKING — GOP Congressman Votes For Satoshi as Next Speaker Of The House “Satoshi is the best candidate to address our nation’s inflation issues and get this next crypto bull run started,” Rep. Emmer said. Web3's mostly credible source has the scoop👇
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GOP Congressman Votes For Satoshi as Next Speaker Of The House
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Republican party just had its highest profile defection today in its wild attempt at electing the next Speaker Of the House as House Majority Whip Tom Emmer cast his Speaker...
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NYE — 2023: The Year It Will Stay Mostly Where It Is “That's right, a new year of misplaced enthusiasm, rampant price speculation, and unkept promises is just beginning...” Web3's mostly credible source has the scoop👇
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2023: The Year It Will Stay Mostly Where It Is
HAPPY NEW YEAR — It's time once again to ring in the new year with a series of passing statements that you probably won't follow through on. That's right, a new year of misplaced enthusiasm, rampant...
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BREAKING — Mike Pence’s NFT Project Goes Unminted “They feature the former VP in a number of inspiring poses and wardrobes ranging from Man in Blue Tie with Hand on Hip to Man in Red Tie with Two Thumbs Up.” Web3's mostly credible source has the scoop👇
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Mike Pence’s NFT Project Goes Unminted
INDIANAPOLIS — After months of preparation and marketing, former Vice President Mike Pence failed to get a single person to mint one of his NFTs during the project’s first week.
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BREAKING — Turns Out Mom Was Right All Along “He’s a sweet boy,” said David’s mom. “But I’m not holding my breath on his bitcoins collection. He used to be be like this with baseball cards too.” Crypto's mostly credible source has the scoop👇
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Turns Out Mom Was Right All Along
CHARLOTTESVILLE — The holiday season can be a time for reflection and introspection, and for one young man, it has proven to be a humbling experience. David L. Sinclaire, a student at a local...
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