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@TheRoyay
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Joined June 2012
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old maid
@TheRoyay
Nah the construction workers right outside my window at 8am on a Saturday are having a laugh are they
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old maid
@TheRoyay
Emer could say ‘Rosie when you’re ready could you please jump out the window’ and I’d be like ‘2 secs okay’
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old maid
@TheRoyay
Sure, I look like a normal girl communing home from work. But nobody knows I am going home to inject my housemate and friend for her broken ankle. You never know what someone is going through✌️be kind, always ❤️
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old maid
@TheRoyay
Me all weekend cause Conor has a mysterious flu and emer sprained her ankle rollerblading 👩‍⚕️👩‍⚕️
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old maid
@TheRoyay
‘What do you do when you have a baby like do you just go home and live with the baby’ - emer
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old maid
@TheRoyay
Yes I’m in Palm Springs for the weekend! No I’m not going to Coachella! Yes, we exist!
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old maid
@TheRoyay
The driver has been told 📣 to wait at this stop 🛑 to help even out the service. 🚌 We apologize 😪 for any inconvenience to your journey🚶‍♀️
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old maid
@TheRoyay
just told a contractor in work to help themselves to anything in the kitchen and I think they made a joke about stealing the furniture
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old maid
@TheRoyay
I know left arm is heart attack but what does shooting pains up your right arm mean? Comment below ⤵️📣
old maid
@TheRoyay
To be fair, if I didn’t know how limerick was pronounced I would for fact be saying it that way too
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