Look, this is obviously alarming and shouldn't be appropriate reading material for elementary aged kids, but just listening to her read it in a very serious manner is absolutely hysterical.
So wait this is a democratic children's school in ruby red Texas????? 馃槄馃槀馃ぃ
I'll believe that when I see it.
Instead of making up absolute bs, why not just homeschool, move to another district, or send kids to private school?