Before the Big Bang, There was no up, There was no down, There was no side to side.
There was no light, There was no dark, No shape of any kind.
There were no stars, or planet mars, or protons to collide.
There was no up, There was no down, There was no side to side.
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Sorry, did that not make any sense?
How about -
"A dozen, a gross, and a score,
plus three times the square root of four,
divided by seven,
plus five times eleven,
is nine squared and not a bit more."
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(12 + 144 + 20 + 3√4)/7 + (5*11) =
(182)/7 + 55 =
26 + 55 = 81
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Search "Thanos" on Google and click the Infinity Gauntlet. You won't be disappointed.
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No one:
People that have
never seen GOT: “OMG I Think I’m the only person that’s never seen an episode of Game of Thrones”
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Can we all just agree that Halloween should be on the last Saturday of October.
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The two parts to the word “helicopter” are not “heli” and “copter”, but “helico” meaning spiral, and “pter” meaning one with wings, like pterodactyl.
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Astronomers have discovered a planet twice the size of Earth orbiting the nearby star 40 Eridani — precisely where Star Trek character Spock’s home planet Vulcan supposedly lies.
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Superman's real superpower is finding white button-up shirts thick enough to hide a bright blue, red and yellow Superman logo underneath without showing through.
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In Harry Potter, Hermione tells her friends and Prof. Slughorn that her parents are dentists. Everyone was bewildered and confused as to what it was yet, on the clock that shows where the Weasley children are, it shows an option for “Dentist”.
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In Harry Potter, Hermione tells her friends and Prof. Slughorn that her parents are dentists. Everyone was bewildered and confused as to what it was yet, on the clock that shows where the Weasley children are, it shows an option for “Dentist”.
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When I receive yet another email informing me that they have updated their privacy policy
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Reality, Soul, Mind, Time, Space, & Power - The Infinity Queens.
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Humans are ~70% Water so that makes us water type. This is why pollen is "Super Effective" against us.
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This shirt at a local fish joint spells "slam some clam" in signal flags.
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