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uel aramchek Retweeted
MILLIONS WATCH AS THE SUPERB OWL RENDS CROWDS WITH ITS DREADFUL BEAK AND CRUSHES THEM WITH ITS TERRIBLE TALONS.
#SUPERBOWL
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gummy anchovies, flavored with real brine
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Imagine a caesar salad with birthday cake batter as the dressing. Birthday cake croutons. Edible glitter.
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uel aramchek Retweeted
You wake up to find the world is slightly different. Stop signs are red, Han Solo is played by Harrison Ford, and Boardwalk is the most expensive property in Monopoly.
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Your pet thunderstorm bobs around excitedly when you lift the lid of the terrarium. You turn on your hair dryer and blow in a tiny warm front. It booms with joy as its little clouds flash and roll
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The frozen drink machine churns a glistening mixture of ice, white rum, and mercury. “I’M FEELING LUCKY” is the only item on the cocktail menu.
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His childhood betta fish escaped one night. It dove through a mirror left by its tank, then killed the reflection inside. Negligence. As for him, a decade later: his own hands still stopped at the surface of the silvered glass. The adversary within was far too clever to exist.
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The American interstate highway system is composed of numerous skins shed by the World Serpent during its Cretaceous adolescence.
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He submerged her gift in a cubical mold filled with cardboard jelly, then placed it in the freezer overnight, thickening the results just enough for the post office to label and ship unnoticed.
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The term “dive bar” implies a height to fall from, a reinforcement of the class system. “Void bar” places everyone on an even playing field, recognizing the shared origin of all social things.
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Narrative games by phone!https://twitter.com/adamjogrady/status/1219481098431844352 …
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uel aramchek Retweeted
We are so set in our "dragons not existing" mindset that we found bones of giant killer lizards and said, "Not a dragon."
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My big gripe with Bethesda style games etc. is that I always want to try a different playstyle 10-20 hours in, and thus never finish
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Games with complex character creation should be short to allow for maximum experimentationhttps://twitter.com/Thafnine/status/1217490213968236544 …
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Three years ago three.https://twitter.com/ThePatanoiac/status/821860884461092864 …
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