uel aramchek

@ThePatanoiac

author, mathematician, sorcerer, bartender, programmer, traveler

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Joined December 2012

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  1. Retweeted
    5 Feb 2012

    MILLIONS WATCH AS THE SUPERB OWL RENDS CROWDS WITH ITS DREADFUL BEAK AND CRUSHES THEM WITH ITS TERRIBLE TALONS.

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  2. Jan 31

    gummy anchovies, flavored with real brine

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  3. Jan 31

    Imagine a caesar salad with birthday cake batter as the dressing. Birthday cake croutons. Edible glitter.

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  4. Retweeted
    Jan 31

    You wake up to find the world is slightly different. Stop signs are red, Han Solo is played by Harrison Ford, and Boardwalk is the most expensive property in Monopoly.

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    Jan 5

    Your pet thunderstorm bobs around excitedly when you lift the lid of the terrarium. You turn on your hair dryer and blow in a tiny warm front. It booms with joy as its little clouds flash and roll

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  6. Jan 25

    The frozen drink machine churns a glistening mixture of ice, white rum, and mercury. “I’M FEELING LUCKY” is the only item on the cocktail menu.

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  7. Jan 23

    THE KNIGHT OF SWORDS (ALTERNATE)

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  8. Jan 23

    THE ACE OF WANDS (ALTERNATE)

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  9. Jan 23

    His childhood betta fish escaped one night. It dove through a mirror left by its tank, then killed the reflection inside. Negligence. As for him, a decade later: his own hands still stopped at the surface of the silvered glass. The adversary within was far too clever to exist.

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  10. Jan 23

    The American interstate highway system is composed of numerous skins shed by the World Serpent during its Cretaceous adolescence.

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  11. Jan 22

    He submerged her gift in a cubical mold filled with cardboard jelly, then placed it in the freezer overnight, thickening the results just enough for the post office to label and ship unnoticed.

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  12. Jan 21

    The term “dive bar” implies a height to fall from, a reinforcement of the class system. “Void bar” places everyone on an even playing field, recognizing the shared origin of all social things.

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  15. Jan 20

    THE ACE OF COINS (ALTERNATE)

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    We are so set in our "dragons not existing" mindset that we found bones of giant killer lizards and said, "Not a dragon."

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  17. Jan 17

    My big gripe with Bethesda style games etc. is that I always want to try a different playstyle 10-20 hours in, and thus never finish

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  18. Jan 17

    Games with complex character creation should be short to allow for maximum experimentation

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