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@ThePaperPig

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    Apr 4

    That'll do hamster. That'll do.

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    Feb 28

    📣 BREAKING NEWS 📣 Here's the latest on our 100% tea bags:

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    Apr 1

    modern day christians: women should dress more modestly so that they don't tempt men!!! Jesus himself: if looking at a woman is giving you wayward thoughts that you can't control, literally gouge your own eyes out, you pervert

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    Apr 3

    Found a proof copy of my first book in a local Oxfam. Guess Sarah didn't want to be remembered...

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    Apr 3

    Beloved cuddly toy which my daughter has had from birth lost on tube tonight between 8-9 pm either jubilee or central line please help find for my 5 year old who is distraught

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    Apr 3

    WARNING: Graphic footage of Police Puppy Cassie launching an attack...

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    Apr 4

    A720 Baberton Jct - Dreghorn Jct - Hazard, All lanes restricted Westbound for up to 15 minutes

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    Mar 30

    CAT OWNERS: Pls keep Easter lilies away from your cat as lily pollen can be deadly if swallowed. Call vet ASAP if happens.

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    Mar 26

    shows short-lived states of the Russian Civil War. Very interesting. I hadn’t heard of most of them I have to admit. Source:

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    Apr 2

    “Boo! Corbyn needs to get out and meets some Jews!” [Corbyn spends Passover with some Jews at Jewdas] “Boo! Not those Jews!”

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    Mar 31

    Cooking just got easier! Jamie's brand new 1 ingredient meals. Check it out:

    1 Ingredient Meals | Jamie Oliver
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    Mar 31

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    Mar 28

    "To be or not to be." Andrew Scott, as Hamlet, performs the opening lines of Shakespeare's most famous soliloquy. 🎭

    "To be, or not to be"
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    Mar 31

    Anyone else feeling dizzy? That. Was. Amazing.

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    Mar 31

    She's back, she's dancing, and she's supporting her Grandson . What a legend! 💃

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    Mar 31

    For tho benefit of those misinformed and for the avoidance of doubt to who ever cares: a) I am not labour peer . b) I am not a Tory . c) I am an independent cross bencher in the HOL.

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    Mar 31
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    Funny that - you sound exactly like a pompous prat right now! If you want to know the details of an incident while that incident is happening, join the Police, Ambulance or Fire service and be useful to the commuity instead of insulting it?

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    Mar 30
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    Because we don't pay the police to tell you stories dude, he was working! Your ignorance to the situation isn't an emergency

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    Mar 25
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    did her no favours with that song she’s much better than that song allowed and as for the stylist? She’s 16 not 36! Onwards & upwards Saskia with lots of new experience 😊

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