Marwan Imam

@TheOnlyWarman

Co-founder Peace Cake Productions, Filmmaker, comic Storyteller, 2/3 of the comedy band High on Bodyfat, I have a tendency to tweet flood...

Cairo, Egypt
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Joined July 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 4

    إن كنت ناسف، أفجرك!

    1 reply 6 likes
  2. Retweeted
    19 hours ago

    Three cheers for the Einstein behind the video "How to fall asleep in 15 min: A simple guided sleep meditation" which clocks in at 31:36

    24 replies 57 retweets 556 likes
  3. 19 hours ago

    The Italian guard pouring spaghetti out of his thermos in Hudson hawk might be stereotyping yet incredibly hilarious.

    1 like
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    honestly this is peak humour and we should all stop making jokes cos nothing will be funnier than this

    61 replies 6,925 retweets 17,349 likes
  5. Jun 4

    Because the Muslims are sick of being blamed for all the shit that happens.

    London perpetrator predictions: * at least one was known to authorities. * he was so known because people in the Muslim community spoke up.
    1 retweet 1 like
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    I am pretty sure we all do.

    London mayor 'has more important things to do' than respond to Trump tweets: spokesman
    31 replies 1,068 retweets 6,378 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Apr 13

    A short story

    550 replies 16,883 retweets 62,171 likes
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    Jun 2

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  9. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    You know what's sadder than a show being cancelled? You sharing a petition to bring it back.

    2 replies 2 retweets 3 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    Fuck tha police coming straight from the underground, a young Nigga got it bad cause I'm brown.

    what's your favourite lyrics or bar you've ever written??💪🏾
    653 replies 112,196 retweets 221,673 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    it's OK to be afraid. the trick is to care about one another despite the fear.

    41 replies 3,530 retweets 8,655 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    Why female representation matters in comics: Look at the expression of the child with Jessie Graff(She’s a stuntwoman for Supergirl )

    106 replies 7,233 retweets 17,309 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    This is from an Australian news outlet.

    959 replies 74,338 retweets 172,649 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    Shia kids getting ice cream in Baghdad. Pedestrians out for the evening in London. My heart breaks for the victims of Wahhabism worldwide.

    9 retweets 45 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    People acting shocked by Bill Maher's bad taste when he wore this Halloween costume a month after Steve Irwin was killed by a stingray.

    15 replies 35 retweets 70 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    Recent female-led genre films that shit giddy, middle finger-shaped anvils on big piles of fragile male baby tears:

    15 replies 136 retweets 312 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    Kathy Griffin: I ruined my career Maher: Hold my beer. KG: u gonna do worse? Maher: No, I'm a white guy. I'll be fine. Just hold my beer.

    64 replies 4,428 retweets 14,927 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    We've reached peak Craigslist in Spokane...

    1,839 replies 159,182 retweets 344,602 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Jun 3
    Replying to

    I love being a comedian/comedy writer, but let's stop acting like we're a class of brilliant god kings because we publicly talk about butts.

    13 replies 166 retweets 1,069 likes
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    Jun 3

    EDGY COMEDIAN: "There are no safe spaces!" INTERNET: "Ok let's talk about that racist thing you said." EDGY COMEDIAN: "Comedy should be a sa

    31 replies 4,235 retweets 12,404 likes
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    Jun 3

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    119 replies 12,769 retweets 39,508 likes

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