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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 24

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    “Mike Pence is just a dumbfuck partisan hack who doesn’t have the faintest clue about international relations or running a country,” said German Chancellor Angela Merkel.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/999747033073364992 …

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    Other 193 Countries Begin Insulting Mike Pence In Hopes Of Avoiding Future Meetings With Trump https://trib.al/UQf609V  pic.twitter.com/KGKy8FmEDS
    8:32 PM - 24 May 2018
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      2. Nick Gorton MD 🏳️‍🌈‏ @RNickGorton May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Did she really say that? I'm thinking she really said that. Like behind closed doors, but that has Merkel written all over it. "Mike Pence ist nur ein verdammter Partisanen-Hack, der nicht die geringste Ahnung von internationalen Beziehungen hat oder ein Land regiert." Amirite?

        2 replies 1 retweet 30 likes
      3. vitus‏ @peacemakervitus May 24
        Replying to @RNickGorton @TheOnion

        This is satire

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Nick Gorton MD 🏳️‍🌈‏ @RNickGorton May 24
        Replying to @peacemakervitus @TheOnion

        So was my comment.pic.twitter.com/kKKmreIZgN

        1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
      5. vitus‏ @peacemakervitus May 24
        Replying to @RNickGorton @TheOnion

        Kinda hard to detect sarcasm over the internet :)pic.twitter.com/PZEFfmK378

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Patricia Doiron‏ @PatriciaDoiron3 May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion the only media with the balls to report real news. Who woulda thought?

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      2. Boo Wave‏ @iFilth May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Motherpic.twitter.com/TbqZ4lXYMg

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      1. Dån Smith‏ @numbakrunch May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's confusing when your headlines are too plausible.

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      1. Mike Pence's Favorite Strapon  🍆‏ @TrumpcareKills May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There's a 98% chance this has actually happened in real life!

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      1. Dovil's Fool take‏ @drnelk May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @purplehayz

        Tfw you wish the Onion wasn't a parody.

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      1. Tom Moore‏ @tommoore2004 May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        so the big question is.. is this satire again? because this rings true.. 😁

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      1. Amanda is a voter. Beware.‏ @nerdytogether May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @dbennett_ks

        These days a headline like this is utterly believable and I have to double check the source every single time. It’s hard to do satire when things are the way they are now.

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      1. Adrian‏ @InfoSecAdrian May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @loosebricks

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      1. Alicia‏ @tiaali May 24
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      1. Mary Hilton‏ @FMHilton May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why is it the Onion is the only paper that tells the truth?

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      1.  🎃Ghostly Pixie *FFT2* 🎃‏ @PixieCannibal May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @manatee73

        I refuse to believe this didn't happen.

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      1. darrell patterson‏ @darrellpatters2 May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And here I thought the Onion only did satirical pieces.

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      1. Dr. Ben LaPoe‏ @Profbenlapoe May 24
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      1. lynne clarke‏ @LizzieClarke00 May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wish!!

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