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don't be silent, animals on dinner table.
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I'd still eat. But really slowly and quietly.
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The ketchup bottle at an adult dinner party screams FAILURE!
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lol giant ketchup bottle on the table
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God, that was spectacular. I needed that deep belly laugh!
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Change that to Casey and Candice Lmao
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That’s what we all love - forthrightness, sincerity.....intimate details of your sex life
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and, I just came for the Pinot Grigio. heard the vintage was immaculate.
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Whew... This is an Onion article. For a minute , I thought my therapist just performed a breach of confidentiality...
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Hahaaha! Every time
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Just reading the title hurt me
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