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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 24

    Roomba Thrown Out Of Home After Being Caught Staring At Sleeping Daughter https://trib.al/yBAOup8 pic.twitter.com/QaYEjEGdIu

    6:41 PM - 24 May 2018
    • 254 Retweets
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    26 replies 254 retweets 1,658 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Umedyn‏ @umedyn May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Damn Robosexuals!pic.twitter.com/0BW5npEpRJ

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. DJ_Crossover‏ @iconofchris May 24
        Replying to @umedyn @TheOnion

        Society may have won this round, but it can't stop the future! Human/Roomba relations will have it's day, count on it. XD

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Umedyn‏ @umedyn May 24
        Replying to @iconofchris @TheOnion

        https://youtu.be/IrrADTN-dvg 

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. DJ_Crossover‏ @iconofchris May 24
        Replying to @umedyn @TheOnion

        And here I half expected to get the recent @TheDailyShow skit on the subject. :P

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Umedyn‏ @umedyn May 24
        Replying to @iconofchris @TheOnion @TheDailyShow

        Well you could say I was on a... Benderpic.twitter.com/MviNDFMTEN

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. DJ_Crossover‏ @iconofchris May 24
        Replying to @umedyn @TheOnion @TheDailyShow

        I can't decide if I should applaud or facepalm myself really hard right now. 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Umedyn‏ @umedyn May 24
        Replying to @iconofchris @TheOnion @TheDailyShow

        pic.twitter.com/ocsRpUxAut

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      9. DJ_Crossover‏ @iconofchris May 24
        Replying to @umedyn @TheOnion @TheDailyShow

        Touch'e

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      10. End of conversation
      1. supernatural spoiler blakeney82  🎃 👻‏ @spblakeney82 May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/G7X2HOlzdk

        0 replies 2 retweets 10 likes
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      1. Sugar Booger  🐶‏ @tommitom24 May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        on the plus side, neighborhood sidewalks now super clean.

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. New conversation
      2. Jason‏ @dolphfan36 May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can’t trust them

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Kevin‏ @KpHeaney May 24
        Replying to @dolphfan36 @TheOnion

        I caught one eying my leftover KFC

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Jason‏ @dolphfan36 May 25
        Replying to @KpHeaney @TheOnion

        Don’t let your guard down.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Kevin‏ @KpHeaney May 25
        Replying to @dolphfan36 @TheOnion

        I shan't

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. End of conversation
      1. Amir‏ @amirthful May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Haha, this is a comedically genius headline Great work team

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Matt E‏ @Mernesto84 May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        DJ Roomba in the house!

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      1. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Alexa arrested for stalking after caught staring at couple while asleep in bed.

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      1. D'Jango Fett‏ @xqoren May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lamp accused of sexual harassment

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      1.  🇺🇸teamKush‏ @hottdoggheavan May 28
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        @bababooeylover #MemorialDaypic.twitter.com/E9i0trX6r8 – at Bromley

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