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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 24

    Report: Morbid Curiosity Now Accounts For 79% Of Nation’s Snack Food Purchases https://trib.al/cL1ZrkG pic.twitter.com/IbMtlv4m4h

    4:13 PM - 24 May 2018
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    43 replies 779 retweets 3,293 likes
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      2. Anne Ominous - very stable genius‏ @rustoleumlove May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Moscow Mule potato chips? do those things taste like Jared Kushner?

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Impeach45aganda‏ @oldsourpuss May 24
        Replying to @rustoleumlove @TheOnion

        They’re real, and they’re spectacular (ok, pretty good with a mild gingery flavor).

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Jonathan Lyons‏ @StupixAnimation May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Guilty as charged.

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      1. Dragon.Fly‏ @Beccie0725 May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Followed by morbid obesity 😂😒😜

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      1. the.effing.librarian‏ @effinglibrarian May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hell yeah! I never eat chips and cookies unless it's a LIMITED EDITION, like Seafood Gumbo Oreos or Boston Creme Donut Flavor Doritos

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      2. A. J. Levin  👻 I Seek Dead People‏ @genealogist_CA May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What if those Dorchitos merged with Taquitos?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Eric Muirhead‏ @emuirhead May 24
        Replying to @genealogist_CA @TheOnion

        Somewhere a Mexican dies.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Lycan Lesbian‏ @gaykarliah May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Y’all supposed to be satire 😒

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      2. Adel Brown‏ @adelbrown May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @MssoaMartin

        Not morbid, but certainly curious. I bought chocolate-flavored coconut water today to see if the flavoring could make it taste less like what I imagine salty tennis shoes smell like. (The answer is no.)

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. ArtDesignMusic‏ @Wonderwoman1fan May 25
        Replying to @adelbrown @TheOnion @MssoaMartin

        Thank you!!! I don't like coconut water either and I thought I was the only one!!👏

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Matthew Williams‏ @SolarMatthew May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No idea what you're talking about.pic.twitter.com/gqUaC68RFb

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      1. Vote November, 6th‏ @laurenpricemil2 May 24
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        I want to go to Japan primarily to eat their 50 different flavors of Kit Kat bars!!!!!

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      1. Steve Currence‏ @essdotcurr May 24
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        Spoiler alert: bacon + habanero = win.pic.twitter.com/nRI3oZbF4Q

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      1. Soop Munkey‏ @soopmunkey May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        11% Consumed on a dare 10% Elaborate attempt to build toxic immunity, thereby becoming “deathproof”

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      1. CodeMaxX‏ @method_Null May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Like Ben and Jerrys...Chummy of the Sea

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      1. Omeed Firouzi‏ @OmeedFirouzi May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @agnewsansnixon see: firecracker oreo, coffee oreo, cherry coke oreo

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      1. Orange Owl‏ @orangeowl18 May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I saw kettle corn Oreos(!!) the other day and even my normally keen-to-try-any-new-junk-food teen shuddered in disgust.

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      1. rick_ames‏ @Rick_Ames May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Morbid curiosity kills the cat. That, and morbid obesity, but they might be related.

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