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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 24

    New NFL Policy Requires Players To Either Stand For National Anthem Or Stay In Locker Room https://trib.al/Da9EqnP  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/5PQ5yZ4Cp3

    3:36 PM - 24 May 2018
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    • Ben Lacher Talkward Coop Ryan Zach -Purdue Pete- Skellington Lenabenas Jon L Johnny Smite Frasier Ramon at Halloween Havoc Lindsey Peterson
    30 replies 66 retweets 343 likes
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      2. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey NFL players. Wanna really mess with Goodell and NFL owners' brains? Announce that you're standing during the National Anthem to protest police brutality against blacks.

        1 reply 2 retweets 22 likes
      3. Dan Lafontaine‏ @DanLafontaine_ May 24
        Replying to @donholley0 @TheOnion

        Great idea

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Funk Soul Brother‏ @OneIBri May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So the onion is reporting real news now?

        1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
      3. Steve Reyes‏ @Stevie_Ray_Wood May 24
        Replying to @OneIBri @TheOnion

        “News” from Fox is indistinguishable from The Onion. Comedians in the future will look back on on the early 21st century and marvel at the wealth material. If Trumpies have their way, humor will be a thing of the past. There will be government sanctioned comedy, ala Dennis Miller

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      2. Ronia (Ragna) Smits‏ @Zootgal68 May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think they should stand, with one knee up! 😀

        1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
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      1. Valerie Moore‏ @pineappleval May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Whole team should stay in the locker room and pray, pledge, protest, meditate or do whatever they want to prep for the game. NFL said it is ok.

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      1. Driver Nephi‏ @NickelONickel May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When the onion embraces the fact that their satire is being outdone by reality. Meta as fuck

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      1. Michaeljcox‏ @realMichaelJCox May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bye @NFL

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      2. A Veritable Adventure‏ @bb_brammer May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think entire teams will double down and all of them will stay in the locker room. Eventually the NFL will die.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. brandon‏ @theamazingclark May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don’t get the organ salesman part.....?

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      1. likebike‏ @likebike May 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stop playing the national anthem at the games. It makes no sense. This is a club sport! Problem solved. Duh.

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      1. V Kitchen, DJ Ⓥ‏ @VeganKitchen May 25
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        vegan food in locker room?

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      1. Patch‏ @Patch_ May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “I don’t see how this addresses the problem of players still having independent thoughts and opinions" - top notch

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      1. V Kitchen, DJ Ⓥ‏ @VeganKitchen May 25
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        good ol' classic rules.

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Agree...Get Concussed or Get out, This is Football, Love it or go somewhere

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      1. TheBlackMrWilson‏ @BlackMrWilson May 24
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        And the racists love it

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