Hey NFL players. Wanna really mess with Goodell and NFL owners' brains? Announce that you're standing during the National Anthem to protest police brutality against blacks.
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Great idea
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So the onion is reporting real news now?
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“News” from Fox is indistinguishable from The Onion. Comedians in the future will look back on on the early 21st century and marvel at the wealth material. If Trumpies have their way, humor will be a thing of the past. There will be government sanctioned comedy, ala Dennis Miller
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I think they should stand, with one knee up!

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Whole team should stay in the locker room and pray, pledge, protest, meditate or do whatever they want to prep for the game. NFL said it is ok.
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When the onion embraces the fact that their satire is being outdone by reality. Meta as fuck
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I think entire teams will double down and all of them will stay in the locker room. Eventually the NFL will die.
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I don’t get the organ salesman part.....?
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Stop playing the national anthem at the games. It makes no sense. This is a club sport! Problem solved. Duh.
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vegan food in locker room?
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“I don’t see how this addresses the problem of players still having independent thoughts and opinions" - top notch
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good ol' classic rules.
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Agree...Get Concussed or Get out, This is Football, Love it or go somewhere
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And the racists love it
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