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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 24

    Other 193 Countries Begin Insulting Mike Pence In Hopes Of Avoiding Future Meetings With Trump https://trib.al/UQf609V pic.twitter.com/KGKy8FmEDS

    1:20 PM - 24 May 2018
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    93 replies 3,141 retweets 10,575 likes
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      2. geegeekris‏ @geegeekoala May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I was really really hoping there were 193 of these insults.pic.twitter.com/ozUUBu1Fce

        2 replies 2 retweets 40 likes
      3. Double King‏ @BobOrsonGaming May 25
        Replying to @geegeekoala @TheOnion

        If we all get together we can get it done in a week

        0 replies 1 retweet 30 likes
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      2.  🌊Greenthumbs 🌊‏ @JungGrasshoppa May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion could become a psychic news source instead of a satire site...🤡

        2 replies 2 retweets 44 likes
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      1. Mason Brad‏ @mibinred May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The line of satire and reality is blurred in this administration.

        0 replies 1 retweet 38 likes
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      1. Gratefulheart‏ @greatfulheart22 May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Now THAT’S funny! 🤣

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      2. Crayoh‏ @crayoh May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wish Johnny Carson was still on the air. I'd love to know his thoughts on this whole mess.

        2 replies 1 retweet 12 likes
      3. Jeremy C. Owens‏ @Sephiroth144 May 24
        Replying to @crayoh @TheOnion

        Or Jon Stewart...

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
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      2. Greg Kellogg‏ @gregmk12 May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Uh Oh, first the Trump boys now attacking Trump directly? Be prepared for triggered MAGA folks who think you're not being funny.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Michael Cunningham‏ @MCunninghamAJC May 24
        Replying to @gregmk12 @TheOnion

        The most important thing to remember is that they aren't mad and you are the snowflake.

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      4. Greg Kellogg‏ @gregmk12 May 24
        Replying to @MCunninghamAJC @TheOnion

        Uh oh. Busting out the I know you are but what am I. You mean business.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Erik‏ @ElmerFusterpuck May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not fake news at all!

        0 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
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      1. Matt Rickard‏ @MrRickard98 May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @_georgehooper

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      1. ASB‏ @angrysunbird May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’m guessing the states might try that soon. Lead the way California!

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      1. pencilpusher(sox)...‏ @pandaproduce May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who wouldn't ?pic.twitter.com/gPzNt77VKD

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      1. Ali ameer  🇵🇰 🇵🇰 🇵🇰‏ @drali_ameer May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Omg LOL

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      2. Gigi Ross‏ @GigiMRoss May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        God this is beautiful!

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. Ray Wung‏ @raywung May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is no fake news indeed. Keep it coming.

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