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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 24

    Fan Doubtful ‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’ Can Live Up To Denny’s Blaster Fire Burger https://trib.al/UUnSvY2 pic.twitter.com/7KCv3HUGVG

    12:18 PM - 24 May 2018
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    25 replies 197 retweets 982 likes
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      2. Mike Horan‏ @Horan___Horan May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thoughts @doughboyspod, @nickwiger, and @BDayBoysMitch?

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Mike Mitchell‏ @BDayBoysMitch May 24
        Replying to @Horan___Horan @TheOnion and

        Correct

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      1. Fret Redacted‏Verified account @BrettRedacted May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        CC @mattsinger

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      2. connie‏ @mewmewmew13 May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lol @Ben_M_Berry

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      3. Ben Berry‏ @Ben_M_Berry May 24
        Replying to @mewmewmew13 @TheOnion

        Hahahahha. That’s awesome. Only 5 Star Wars movies are better than eating a Moons over My Hammy lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. connie‏ @mewmewmew13 May 24
        Replying to @Ben_M_Berry @TheOnion

        LOL i remember that item 😛😛

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      5. Ben Berry‏ @Ben_M_Berry May 24
        Replying to @mewmewmew13 @TheOnion

        My favorite breakfast sandwich ever

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Elizabeth Ladzinski‏ @lizladz May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I see you liked solo, @mpventura.

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      1. Rob Foster‏ @Fosterical May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @JerryOrdway

        Stormtroopers keep missing it when it's on the menu...

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      1. Ferret S Pumpkins‏ @RidiculousBS May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm not planning on seeing the movie but Goddamn I want to try that burger now

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      1. Aaron Pinkston‏ @pinkstonaa May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gotta ask @mattsinger

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      1.  🎃Spirit Cooking for Two 🎃‏ @AGStover May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm more excited about the fact that there may be a blaster fire burger than I am about SOLO.

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      1. Adam Wallenta Entertainment‏ @AdamWallenta May 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @JerryOrdway

        LOL I really enjoyed the movie and my son loved it. So that's a win for us.

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      1. Dov Torbin‏ @dovtorbin May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @doughboyspod

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      1.  🇺🇸 GOP NEWS - ME GOP‏ @KingKrankor May 24
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        Why does this entire generation of so-called "men" look like this guy?

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      1. Zachary Nelson‏ @TheGuardian45 May 24
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        @LightsCameraPod just in time!

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      1. Logan Gray‏ @LoganLeeGray May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If you’re going to write about @trillballins you should at least @ him.

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      1. Eric Indiana‏ @ericindiana May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I find this Onion post to be a bit more random than their usual fare.

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      1. sy5error‏ @sy5error May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        spoiler: Han, Lando and Chewie have an orgy as a rite of passage to defeat the killer clown at the end

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      1. Kenneth Love‏ @kennethjl2 May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @redlettermedia ™️ 🌝

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