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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 24

    Sinkhole Opens In White House Lawn https://trib.al/HohWpZj  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/V7nH6PBPcI

    7:54 AM - 24 May 2018
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    • DemSoc CitizenJane Haydnween biromantic cranberry Jason Murray Sporkman Mike Oakenshield greyson ingersoll Evan
    22 replies 130 retweets 665 likes
      1. Timothy Rombach‏ @TimothyRombach May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Probably an Obama spy trying to escape?

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      1. MutherBear‏ @MuthrBear May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The obvious answer would be 'Melania'.

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      1. Alan  ⛵ 💨‏ @Knobee May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This was actually my first thought... I'm glad that official news sources picked up on it.

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      1. WHY QUESTION‏ @Smith8241Smith May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Melania

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      1. Jeffrey Lee‏ @semon_lee May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        HAS WHITEHOUSE FALLEN IN YET??

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      1. Jeffrey‏ @Jeffrey_reads May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's why Melania stocks up on sporks.

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      1. Freddie_Eff‏ @Freddie_Eff May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Swamp drained into septic tank. Call the honey wagon!

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      1. Shwmae  🌹#JC4PM‏ @ShwmaeCyall May 24
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        All the Skeletons leaving the closets.

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      1. The Grey Man‏ @GreyConscience May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This an administration that keeps its word. They are draining the swamp!!!!

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      1. Muneef Bokhari‏ @MuneefBokhari May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/UvmsqdwBg0

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      1. chickeee‏ @chickeee May 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Melanie

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      2. Lawrence Kulin‏ @theLKat May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Uh! The sinkhole is from the moronic Democrats & far left Liberals trying their best to 'undermine' Trump.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. ElizaDoolittle‏ @flowerpowur May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Making room for a bigger swamp

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't worry. I'm just banging them into a sinkhole. @nbcsnl ask Cecily Strong if she likes my work.

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      1. Laura Meyer‏ @lauramath May 24
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        Cmon, we all know it was Melania.

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      1. MJ Almighty‏ @Mehrsa73778476 May 24
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        Sean Hannity

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      1. Brenda Bladgett‏ @gigibluej May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Do not worry it is just Trump DRAINING THE SWAMP! or, Hell preparing for its new members

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 May 24
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        ALL of them.

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