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Wow. I got 3 right.
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I resemble this remark. I really need that "I'm sorry, I've already forgotten your name." T-Shirt.
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Just call all men Bob and all women Susie. Your coworker will think it's just you being fun and quirky while really you're just too lazy to bother learning their names.
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Susie or Elaine?
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“I swear I will have them all correct when I publish my manifesto and begin The Cleansing...”
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Corporate culture in a nutshell. Good job, Onion. This is actually one of the good ones. Reminds me of this-pic.twitter.com/wUfYyS0QcE
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I work with 14 people and been there for 6 months and still don't know four of them.
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Sport! Champ! Chief! Uh... Dude
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FBI discovers he works alone
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This isnt satire
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...way too close to home with this one. Keep out of my head! KEEP OUT!
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This report is based on actual events from the Oval Office of the
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Except Susan. Everyone knows about fucking Susan...
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I call everyone at my work “buddy”
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